Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Oh Dear God, those last ones of yours fluffy

Middle left will be last but otherwise they need to form an orderly queue.

Evening wenchi

Just when I thought I'd managed to get some stuff organised, Mr C gets home to inform me that various plans have changed and we are now off to Queensland rather than NSW for first part of trip!! It's meant to be 35 degrees on Sat. Fucking hell. Exciting but also FFS.

Saw lots of W&P stills on Twatter but no Tom. Fuckers.

Hilare about the 'off' dried herbs. Enjoyed that immensely

That one in the dark t-shirt really makes me feel queasy. In a good way Fancy
It would take me a VERY long time to prioritise the pics in that collage of yours

Mess? Are you making a mess? I've found a warm lindor in my pocket (so the inner is going to be all liquidy and melty). So I don't give a monkeys about a messy tavern

I have wrapped Secret Santa pressy and put them in a box for elkonbury but work is revoltingtly mad so I don't see any way I can get up there until Saturday

speaking of work....

Yes that dark t-shirt does an awful lot for me too fluffy. I am also mid-cycle and therefore OTH - I may have to step away for a moment.

Yikes comtess, hope you won't have to re-do loads of packing that I'm sure you've already done? . I can't believe (etc)....you're jetting off just as I've caught up on Homeland.

Oh that's a shame helen

Ok, it's not Xavier but it would be rude of me not to share this with you

Dibs on Vronsky tonight. God he is so hot.

One the one hand I miss having Team Athos about, On the other hand, less competition

Top left, top middle, bottom left.

comtesse! Have a fab trip! Well jel you'll be getting some sun! Will you have wifi?

fancy, erm, do you mind having aramis to yourself tonight? I might just have to nick off with xavier...

Look at the chest hair FFS. Did that all fall out pre-Aramis?
Enjoy him Ann
I shall certainly be "enjoying" Xavier, with the added bonus that he can cook me breakfast in the morning. If he can still stand.

splash!

So much to catch up on! So much Athos time to make up for

Fill yer boots helen

Well naturally I'll be devastated madame - but I'm sure Aramis will console (totes a euphemism) me.

erm middle top & bottom, then left top & bottom. The rest? Still would obv.

Hi Issy. If you're looking for Athos you're going to have to go back quite a few pages I'm afraid.

hi issy, yes it's been rather Aramis-centric lately - it's not been quite the same without all the violence Athos wenches

FFS! Look what I've missed while packing!

Those Xavier pics are to die for. The biceps & pecs are Off. The. Page.

So help me God, if he ever looks like that in a t-shirt in the many up-close & personal promos I will be near him at for S3 I will NOT be responsible. Deadly serious.

Oi! Fluff I posted Athos 8 posts up. Pay attention and take your Santi-blinkers off for a second

Here he is again, just in case you missed him

Evening wenches.

I do love ChefSanti - phwooaarr

Hmm, but I think it's Paella for me tonight. I'll fork in a mouthful

Night wenches x

Oh, Athos, yes, I remember him now...

Good morning Wenches what sticky, oozey, gluey messes fun you had last night....

If I come in here & go arse over tit I'M GOING TO TAKE IT VERY PERSONALLY....

It has been a bit Santi mad in here.
I like him more with more chest hair - also ponders where that all went prior to becoming Aramis. Shame.

So let's redress the balance with some Athos. See below.

Good luck Comtess, especially with the change in location to NSW.

And good luck and safe travel to all travelling wenches today and tomorrow.

Eek. I am up and just need to usher the DC to school and will be on my way.