Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Is it elkonbury tomorrow!? (Why did I have 28th in my head?)
I hope you all have a wonderful time but so I wont be there...
My wench should get her gift tomorrow or Saturday (I sent it first class but this is the royal mail!)

Hello wenches!

I have been a little busy writing more filth literature - as soon as I post links to my work, I get asked for more! It's not even well written - these people are easily pleased

For Greater Glory blu-ray ordered. Father Vega shall be mine...

Oh dear Fluff - I'm not one to stir things up or anything, but I overheard Fancy saying that she was the only one who could have Father Vega and that she would make sure none of Team Santi got anywhere near him!

Obviously I'm only telling you this because I'm your friend and I care about you

LiviaDrusillaAugusta!!! I may adopt a hardline, no-sharing policy regarding Aramis (madame excepted on Thursdays), but for all the rest of the Santi incarnations I'm all in favour of a 'you scratch my back & I'll scratch yours' policy, I'm positively a utilitarian in this regard. Maximising wench satisfaction for the most wenches is the way to go surely?

So stop stirring. Not least because I have no idea where that spoon's been

Ah yes, there is that - blame the Cardinal for that!

I was only telling Fluff what you said - oh, wasn't I supposed to? Oops

What possible motivation would I have to stir things up? My only interest is ensuring that all the lovely wenches are happy!

I think your hearing's a bit off liv - maybe the Cardinal could lend you his hearing aid?

Nothing wrong with the Cardinal's hearing - although that's surprising, given how loud he makes me scream

Thank you so much for your kind-hearted concern Liv, which I am sure is a pile of crap entirely genuine and so very bitchy thoughtful of you. But, you see, Fancy and I have a very satisfactory understanding when it comes to Santi and his non-Aramis incarnations which is working perfectly. So thanks again very sincerely and FTFO!!!

It is a wonder that your horrified screams at the sight of his shrivelly wrinkly naked body haven't burst his eardrums.

It is working well isn't it fluffy?

His eardums probably haven't burst because without

Yes, that must be it Fancy.
I've just had an epiphany! How, by all that's holy, did I forget Xavier? Jesus Mary and Joseph, that's the hottest incarnation ever! So that's me sorted for, oh, the rest of my life.

Omg fluff the tats. The tats on his upper arms. That are set off perfectly by his white vest.

I know! So fecking HOT it's indecent!

Oh I do like an excuse to go looking for Santi pics

Kaboom!!

Brace yourself Madame

Fluff, I advise you to get some tissues for when you watch For Greater Glory. He isn't actually in it lots, but he is hot when he is.

And now, my personal favourite....

Holy fucking shit!!!

Hot, hot hot. Feeling a bit flushed. Might need industrial strength kitchen roll

helen'll kill us for making such a mess

I like to contemplate pics like this & work out boff order/top pic per row or column etc.

The one on the right makes me feel sick with lust