Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Mind if I take one for Trev too? Doesn't look like he'll be moving from that table any time soon.

I have just offered to have TWO BLOODY 4 year olds round to play. I am a fucking idiot.

My last day at company I love today. Have a lazy day and lunch ahead then leaving early to pack FOR THE WEEKEND.

Oit, Fancy, get to the back of the CaptTrev queue, because WenchTrev has first dibs on him, and I have second dibs.

Bahaha, further to my previous message about the MN/Cadburys sponsorship deal, it transpires there is a growing campaign to make the emoji a sort of uber-, ie means "No comment" or "You're talking bollocks", means, "Eat shit and die " because Cadbury's chocolate tastes like shit.

I think I may need to log out of all social media...

Help yourself Fancy, I made loads. Welsh cakes cure everything.
And thanks for the Andres recommend. He certainly got very bloody pervy less inhibited after a few drinks

cinn I read the if your in collaboration with Cadburys can you get them to make it less shit thread. Thought it was hilarious

anne what we're you thinking? Do you have the new minion film? Stick that on for them and leave them to it. And get yourself some wine.

And thank you to the mysterious wench who sent me my secret Santa gift.

Ooh yeh! Thank you also to my secret santa wench, my gift arrived on tues. [santa]

I will open it on saturday as I believe that is the day most wenches are opening them...

That made be laugh about the cinn

But regarding Trev - frankly - poor man's been neglected in here of late, use him or lose him

. Thank you fluffy. And glad the tactic worked with Andres

Yay to the secret santa pressies arriving!

My [santa] hasn't arrived.
I know where you live...

Are you dipping Treville in chocolate Fancy? Good idea...

Errr yes, sorry to my SS [santa] who I opened by mistake. I've already thanked her for her gift.

Oh! I thought it was secret?.....

I was just about to ask how you knew who it was from? Did you have to piece together some clues?

Hm, not sure I've enough chocolate for dipping helen. But I do have giant chocolate buttons

Fancy if you're arranging them where I assume you are then just wait for them to melt and that would amount to the same as dipping. In my world anyway

Sorry, did you say something fluffy?

I've been and posted my secret Santa gift...I didnt realise we were doing them so early, sorry.
Back to the hospital tomorrow for another scan.
Ds2 in vile mood, ocado delivery running late...thank god dh is back later tonight!!

I just found this in my spice rack, 23 years out of date!

Oh, and some oregano from Sept 95

And ground coriander from 96

Well if it wasn't dry before it is now, cinn!!

Sorry to disturb you Fancy.
Are you keeping Trev tonight? I'm thinking I might give Father Vega the time of his life a lesson in self-discipline a blow-job some dinner tonight

Tonight is Thursday fluffy - Aramis night for me! So help yourself......

CaptTrev is coming with me to Elkonbury tomorrow, he's going to do his Full Monty routine.

I hope all you lovely wenches have a fab time at Elkonbury. Post some pics please so that Tart and I can enjoy it vicariously