Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

badders I have found star wars nerf guns and bowcasters . I was tempted to buy Chewbaccas bowcaster for myself. And run round the local park pretending to be part of the rebel alliance.

Nerf guns always go down reay well here mouse
Sigh.
I am now going to spend the rest of the evening looking for stormtrooper penises. You know that, dont you?

YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A SPY!!! NOW WHERE ARE THOSE PLANS???

Sorry.

Yes badders, we know that!

It feels like a long time since I saw this pic...

I think Aramis is dropping hints for tomorrow night madame

Lovely gif Fancy. Just deciding who I shall be allowing to share my bed tonight. How was Andres? Would you recommend? You are woman of taste and I completely trust your judgement

Evening wenchi collective! I have achieved nothing today other than avoiding FIL's phone calls and having a hair cut. It still looks shit, but shorter. FMH
Erm fancy, I know the hair is random but just look at how he licks that spoon . There's a very knowing glint in his eye.
As far as Christmas shopping goes, I've done the dc's stockings bit not mains. DS wants skylanders thing but dh is trying to persuade him to get the lego one instead. DD wants a laptop!

Evening wenches.

Bads

Hi Mouse

Hello wenches - the sum accomplishment of my day is trawling Google for hot Dog Gifs, reading soft porn, getting quite wet at both a successful day at work

Have I mentioned I am trying to move house? Never do it ... If you live in a house - stay in it - do not ever consider that moving to a new home is a good thing..... Due to the stress and gin consumption this induces..... I need Dog for full on rage and stress relief

Also adding some team A- as I need him too

Evening all.

I LOVE ALL CHOCOLATE, except when they put Oreos or dime into other chocolate. Currently enjoying the stuff that masquerades as Turkish Delight.

Face: Aramis Base:Vronsky

I did a good impression was productive and competent at the BoringOfficeJob today. This is an unusual feeling, so I thought I would share it.

In other news I have stupid amounts of freelance stuff to do and am in 'can't be arsed mood'. argh...

All chocolate is good apart from that fake crap that Americans call choclate which is actually actual shit.

I may will need Athos tonight.

Yes I would recommend Andres fluffy - very intense. My tip is to get a few drinks down him & take him dancing first though - I don't really do tortured.

Back from 6th Form options evening, DS on pretty good form & there was no need to deploy embarassing parent tactics to achieve this.

flopsy, yes I thought you might like the spoon licking

anne I am so with you on the Oreo chocolate - nasty stuff

tart - moving house you say? Packing service, best money I ever spent

Thanks FancyI knew I could rely on you. Intense is good, tortured way too much work, so we're just off out to a salsa club where I will get him pissed buy him a couple of drinks and shag him in the toilets have a bit of a dance.
Excellent face/base choice btw Ann

Thanks fancy but I'll pass on the red bull - already had a can at work (DS woke at 2:15 this morning and got himself into a complete state over being awake and having a stomach ache. So he came into bed with us. Then announced at 5:30 that he was going to read for a bit; then reappeared at 6:20 'for a snuggle' and got up again at 6:30.

Couldn't agree more re: tortured, fluffy - who has the time?

Hey everyone

I'm in a similar state as Helen - loads of work to finish which I'm not in the mood for, and broken sleep -boo.

Had a really miserable day - had met JL many times over the years and he was such a terrific man. So so sad he's gone. Mr C totally heartbroken about it. Saw him playing at his peak and he was just phenomenal. Sorry to those who aren't rugby people who won't get it.

That Santi and Dog restaurant selfie with Santi ignoring them all and probably fiddling on his phone has given me a small cheer, as was the absence of Tom from social media which was comforting even if I'm longing for a new photo.

Sorry to be fucking miserable, will be back tomorrow when I'm meant to be packing. Argh.

Yes. Desperately sad about Jonah. Such a talent. Gone too soon
Back to hospital again today....

for Helen. I feel your pain! I actually managed to sleep well this night

Morning wenches.

Where's Norah?

Looks like Trev had a good night

Morning

Yeah, sorry about Trev letus, but Aramis/Lancelot/Andres were otherwise occupied & I think I still have some unresolved anger issues I need to work on.

Good luck at the hospital today badders

Yay for a better night's sleep badders

Hope you had a good night helen?

Not a rugby fan but very sad to hear about jonah. He seemed such a lovely guy.

Hope all wenches have good days xxx

Morning all.

Yes - thank goodness. Full night's sleep at last.

to Comtess I saw JL play in Canberra once. Unfortunately I'd landed about 4 hours earlier and was utterly jet-lagged so to be honest I don't remember much about it Good luck with packing and have a fab time in Australia. All will be well while you're gone: BIL will be fine, DS1-4 will all be fine. You just relax and enjoy yourself.

Mouse Yay! Hello glad you found us again. Hope all various-sized man-shapes are all recovered now and you life is a bit less hectic

I think Minty and Norah are both frantically NaNoWriMo-ing Hopefully they'll be back in the Tavern at the end of the month

Now, my DS is at school, my car is in the garage, and I must work....

Morning wenches!
Oh dear, it sounds like you're all in need of some cwtching this morning 😩

Double espresso for me please LetUs.

Morning.
Big hugs to those in need.
Blimey, its all a bit mad, isn't it!!