Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Do you think cadburys will be pleased to advertise and promote what Dog and I do with our chocolate when melted and poured over our bodies and gently licked off Dogs dipped dick is divine

Cadburys is shite
Like lindor and lindt

Afternoon wenches. How is everywench?

I am currently part way through a very rare day off all to my very self! Using my last day of holiday allowance. Tried and failed to collect prescription from GP surgery this morning as there were no spaces on the car park. Surgery shares a site with the (small) hospital but has its own car park. However, since someone helpfully stole the pay and display machine (although you park for free if you're using the health centre by getting your ticket validated), there are no barriers in operation so it seems it's a bit of a free for all. No idea what anyone with an actual GP appointment is supposed to do.

Tesco didn't have any of the stuff I specifically went in for. Better luck on other errands though. I have since been at home, done a few jobs and now my arse is glued to the settee. I watched Hansel and Gretel Witchhunters - which I'd recorded off Channel 5 I think Madame so if you have catch up TV it might still be there.

Collected some train tickets too

Hello, found you lot again. thought I'd lost you lot forever

Sorry I've been really busy with sick men and visiting folk and stuff to do with TM. But I'm back now.

Mouse!!!!

We are as ONE, Madame. Cadbury's is the only chocolate I will eat. Bleeeurrghgh to Galaxy & Lindor & Lindt.

LetUs I have also been to Tesco's. To buy a coffee machine. No Tesco, I want the grey/black, not a red one. Ggrrrrrrrr. So I ended up buying 2 pair of pyjamas instead.

I still have a gajillion things on my To Do Before This Weekend List - as I am at work tomorrow & Fri morning I am fast running out of time. Which is why I'm on here, naturally.

And as for Christmas shopping! Bahahahaha!

Mooouuuuse!!!!!!

Bloody love Cadburys too

I suppose I should do the washing up. I'm watching the first Harry Potter film instead.

He's sexy and he knows it and so do we

Watching MTV Rocks. Foo Fighters doing The Pretender. Dave Grohl = hot.

I used to love Cadbury's, until Kraft got their paws on it, now I can't touch the stuff. Lindt all the way here, or Montezuma's.

Today I was supposed to be picking up train tickets, doing last minute shopping and prep for This Weekend. Instead I am wiping two snotty noses and trying to negotiate which Disney film should be watched next - both DSs off school with temperatures and stinking colds. FML.

Afternoon

mouse!!! Glad you found us again.

So relieved that someone else has done nothing for Christmas yet sparks. I really can't be arsed at the moment. Next week I really must get started. I think I said that last week

I only have 4 more gifts to get :)
But they are for the annoying "have got everything already" types. Grr. Vouchers here we come :)
Am making sure it's all done for end of nov in case I need an op
Sorry to hear of poorly little ones ali. Mine always seem to be off when I have shitloads to do too
Another hospital appt tomorrow then dh back late/early hours Friday.
Ds2 is singing at the xmas fair on saturday.
FMS

Tbh I need to stop buying.
I ordered the dc stormtrooper onesies this morning.
And ds1 a big bang theory t shirt.
I shouldn't shop at 2am

Badderz - come and do everything for organise meeeeeeeeeeee

Badds mine always do it, just when I have earmarked days to tackle xyz that means needing to run tons of errands so I can't just shove them in the car and do something easily.

DS1 just tried to FaceTime DH while he was in a meeting because he misses him. Dear God

Stormtrooper onsies you say?

I have also done nothing for Christmas, almost. We have bought the boys main present which is the Lego Dimensions thing for X-box. That is as far as I've got though.

badders Do you have the twitch too? I'm struggling with the boys. Everyone else is accounted for but I can't figure out what to get either mouse as a main present. They seem pretty lukewarm towards anything big this year. They'd probably just be happiest with a stocking full of hotwheels and minion tat.

I like dairy milk but only the oreo one.

Letus...give me your lists and your credit card had watch me go!!!
Mouse...neither boy is getting a big gift this year so it's lots of little ones....lots of minion tat in ds2s stocking! Minion top trumps, minion bubble bath, minion book and pens....
Ds1 has been tricky this year....he is almost a teen and not into toys really although he did ask for a nerf gun :) he has got lotr box set sort of for me too rugby top ready for the 6 nations, pants, books, ps3 games and a star wars board game.
The stormtrooper onesies are from tesco Ali.
Oh!
That's amusing.
My kindle changed onesies to penises

Stormtrooper penises.
Interesting.
Bet you can't get them on amazon!!!!

Really Howie?!! Really?

Lego dimensions is good Ali
Ds2 got it for his b day
It's down to £54 now on amazon!

Oh.....Norah!!!?????.....

I've been desperately trying to catch up on Homeland, still miss faf Zaf so went looking for pics. The search was worthwhile

...eh?....what?...