Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Assuming that cloning isn't freely available to filthy perverts then face or base?

Base .....

Meh - he doesn't need loads of substandard wenches - I'm more than enough for him. i fulfill all of his pervy needs! Obviously I can understand why Aramis would need so many wenches, poor bloke is just trying to find one that satisfies his vanilla tastes and inadequate cock but the Cardinal is lucky enough to have a real wench to dominate.

Awwwww look - Dog has unsurprisingly decided to join Team Cardinal permanently! Sorry Tart

Tart that Dog tongue photo is Devine!

livs do not assume anything when it comes to DOG ...- Big C will need to rest up in his retirement home for a month or so.... So Dog will be fully converted back - esp as I am taking a firm Hold (ylt) of him ....

obs literally sitting crossed leg looking at it.... fluffs defo dog at base - I need that tongue in my mouth .....

Evening wenches.

Totally knackered. The cats woke me up at 4.30 and I couldn't get back to sleep. Had tons of work to do. Drove in the dark in rush hour to see my dental hygienist (?). On the couch now with a cuppa.

How are my wenches doing?

And another pic from a colleague up north. Gorgeous!

Hi WW! All the other wenches are being totally unnecessarily mean about my darling Cardinal I think they are jealous...

They probably are Liv

Oh, this is new

Oh tart, you deserve a reward for your defence of Aramis and your wisdom in recognising a true sex god when you see one. Sadly I still have no pics left , shall try again later

Chocolate???

It looks like a coke can??

WHERE'S OUR FLEUR DE LYS MNHQ???

hurrah, I have sorted out house insurance.

Tart I'm surprised and disappointed in you I understand that Team Aramis need a group trip to Specsavers but you actually have good eyesight - Dog is a hottie!

So how can you defend Aramis over my Lord and master????!!!

Oh and if anyone is feeling brave, feel free to check out my latest piece of writing - it's Malcolm and Jamie and includes bumsex...

LIV'S LATEST LITERARY EPIC

Honestly liv dog is the hottest of hot dogs..... And whilst I see myself as a fairly liberal wench ..... What can I say.... Old men just aren't my thing......

Awww Tart I think there's a typo there - you put 'old' - I think you meant 'mature and sexy'

no - definitely "old"

Check out the sexy...

livs - he looks as though he is suffering from a bout of rigour Mortis

That was him watching Dog and me getting it on last night

Is he? He's certainly staring in a rather fixed way. I suppose he could be checking out the HBFs. If it was me checking out HBFs I'd be smiling a bit more though. I think he may have rigor mortis and a frozen expression.