Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Have just spent ages scrolling through and found this.... Surely this is better? As he is well ....alive?

Aarrghhhh can't post it as I have run out pics for now.... Will try later as it was quite a good one

Is that one of those special chairs for old people that tips up to help them stand?

Et tu, Helen

He's got very sophisticated tastes - fortunately your HBFs aren't very bright don't have the imagination he has - he can shag for hours...

Fluff It's a special sex chair

High-fives Tart - great minds and all that

Thank god drink isnt here. There would be blood. fluffs blood. Pints of it.

To clarify face, base or space...it's a choice of you sat on their face, their base, or, er, in a space.

Madame Very true

madame thank you for the clarification.... As games go ....It just gets better and better

Just as a side - watching the pottery show and the potters making candlesticks .... It is full on innuendo .... Rubbing the rim, holding the pressure firm on the stem.... It just goes in and on

It goes in and on does it tart...

madame a rather apt autocorrect

Christ, how did we get to a place where Dog is shagging the Cardinal again?

Anyway, I promised Tart some more Dog ages ago, so here he is.

And some Aramis, of course.

Not looking very vanilla-loving.

'lo MoreLike

Hurrah! I have finished part 1 of the first part of the new project that I meant to take on. Now I have to start on the one I really shouldn't have taken on. Or I could go to bed I know which I'd prefer...

You could go to bed and get up early to start the new one?

Just maybe don't take Athos with you...

Eeeeshk, it's right breezy here in bigcity. Hope all wenches have battened down the hatches.

Haydee What can I say - he likes a bit of bum action

Haydee delicious dog thank you
he doesn't like it that much up the bum.... If at all to be honest.... Not going to be lending him out again for a long and I mean long time.....

Livia I was at a meeting at DD's school yesterday, and on the wall were some of those pictures where you have a photo of half a face and then the kids (in this case, or adults) draw the other half of the face. One of them was of Peter Capaldi. I did think of you. Which was quite distracting...

Evening - well liv, I have to admire your stamina for defending the Cardinal. But you probably have plenty left after a night with him. Come Friday morning I'm usually too blissfully tired to do anything other than lie around with a big satisfied smile on my face.

• very nice Aramis pics indeed, very nice.

Ooh tart, I have one pic back & I did promise you - do you like Luca as well as Dog? Hope you do....

I have indeed Cinn. It's so incredibly windy I've had to cellotape the postbox closed.

Inches of snow in Amsterdam. Beautiful. Is it going to be a white Elkonbury Christmas?

I'm fed up with ironing. Away last weekend and now this. Only means doing all the jobs/ planing/clothes sorting now.

I hate the preparation for holidays. packing is bad enough.
But now I'm sorting myself. And sorting those I'm leaving behind. Doubly worse!!

Please stop with all the Cardinal and Dog shagging. Makes me feel ill.
I love Dog. He's my number 3. And the thought of the cardinal being anywhere near him makes me positively heave.
Seriously Liv, please stop it.

PS - lovely pictures from your friend a bit further back, ww

Evening wenches.

It's his stairlift Fluff - helps him get out of the dungeon occasionally.

Shite day at work, shite weather here. Hope wenches with the really bad weather are all okay.

fancy i am huge appreciator of Luca - so am most horny grateful with your gift...