Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Morning all! Miserable day here. I've just done my roots and am sitting here feeling utterly yuck.

Belated Happy Birthday to MiniLetUs.

So pleased you had a great holiday Obs.

Webchat with Andrew Scott

I bet he loved working with Tom!
Noone has a bad word to say about Him, do they?
My friend cancelled so am chilling out on the sofa.
Trying to get my washing dry.
Awful day here...grey and wet.

Afternoon.

Raining here too, miserable!!

Nowt to add but busy.

Oh FFS MN, hurry up & give me my pic allowance back, I've found some nice pics - nothing new, but pretty enough to brighten up a dull day.

^^

Hi Fancy!

I have my pic allowance but because I am generous, I will post pics of Aramis

Afternoon wenches!
Tart thanks for the reminder about not talking with my mouth full, and my word it was FULL
Liv, if you can hardly walk today why not ask the Cardinal for a loan of his wheelchair or zimmer?
And thanks for the lovely pics

Fluff How very dare you?? The Cardinal is so sexy and virile that he doesn't have a wheelchair or a zimmer - that's why I'm struggling to walk! He may be mature but he has more energy than I do!

I mean, just look at that tongue....

That second Aramis pic is bloody gorgeous , especially the mouth & facial hair - no need to look confused Aramis, I know exactly what you can do with them......

Ah good, one pic back at least. Starting with Aramis (naturally)

Fancy Well call me picky, but I prefer a man who KNOWS what to do...

I'm feeling slightly inspired to write a bit more Malcolm/Jamie filth tonight - if I do, I will put a link to it in here, that way anyone not into man on man bumsex action won't have to read it

Oh Liv he's just licking up last of his pureed food from his carer.
Great use of your photo allowance. I can practically feel the moustache tickling my... me

That's only because PC has a limited repertoire liv - you see Aramis is momentarily puzzled only by the plethora of options available to him. What a delicious problem to have.

That doesn't surprise me at all fluffy, it's having the same effect on me too.

He's licking something... Nothing to do with puréed food

As for limited repertoire... Hardly! He has more equipment than I have ever seen, and I have learned a great deal from such an experienced man! And don't forget he likes men as well - there are infinite possibilities

I would imagine that once Aramis has worked out how to shag one of you, you will be disappointed - two minutes isn't exactly long enough to experiment

Although I'm sure Aramis likes a bit of man on man too with Athos

Right, must go. DD is due back soon from overlycomplicatedafterschoolclub - probably completely mud-encrusted

Laters

And that's the difference you see liv - the Cardinal needs all that equipment to prop up his flaccid cock & distract you from his sexual inadequacies.

Aramis needs no props - his body and mind can conjure up enough possibilities to keep Team A satisfied & coming (ylt) back for more time & time again.

"flaccid cock" Good work!

Bustles into Tav - Christmas shopping done..... Need a stiff (ylt ) drink ....

Just one comment .... Stoking the flames and all that ..... The Cardinal appears to only need one wench and the occasional bum attention of a young man to accommodate his needs.......

Aramis however needs a whole team of wenches with others impatiently waiting in the wings to service him.... And therefore from my solely Dog perspective Aramis is a fully fledged stud - the big C is not

Go Team A

To quote Team America (and why wouldn't you?) FUCK YEAH Tart

Apart from the fact Dog is with the wrong woman - this makes me squirm - hint of a tongue and he is naked in the bath .....

Dog would so be in my face and base - I need to clone him looking into crowd funding for sexual purposes and relief

Staggering back in - FM DOG seems to still be with the Big C .......liv you have twisted the poor man