Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Night LetUs

Doubtless that will mean comtess will cartwheel in...

#generous

Night helen & letus

I'm here Fancy!!

Fucking awful day, and I've walked into a big argument at home between twinnies. Don't really want to find out what it's about to be fair.

Happy birthday to LetUs's DS! Hope the Lego hasn't crippled you.

Re: Face Base Space. Clearly Face - Athos, Base TB/Athos Space - Porthos. Sorry, it's Howie's shoes which I can't distance from the character.

Tho, I like your Ross Poldark entry LetUs and am happy to welcome into my face/base set up.

Current packing done - nil. Work handover etc done - nil. Shopping/house prep - nil. This doesn't seem to be going well.

fancy glad your catching up. Bit if shirt of action which was nice. He's a weasely really but any port in a storm I say. There's something distinctly fuckable there for me. FAF Zaf indeed yum.

Anyone see the tweet about Tom getting a namecheck from Andrew Scott in the Guardian. Everyone loves him because he's just fucking lovely.

Helen!!! Sorry!!! You know I'm a night owl!! . Also late and delayed owl.

Sorry about your/you're errors and mistakes. Applewankers.

Yay comtess! I'm not a Quinn person myself but I can see what others see in him. I do like the character though, especially when he beat up those guys who'd been horrible to his landlady (?) in the last series.

Good luck staying out of the argument, damn near impossible to referee these things, esp as they get older.

Watching Peep Show from last week. Super Hans makes me just

Ah Fancy the other late Swaggerer. Evening lovely.

Now ref Poldark I'm not fussed in the uniform but do like him half nekkid in a field. L-I-c-k!

I watched the Tom Paris Gitanes gif for five mins solid earlier. The lip moue bit he does makes me physically ache. In utter wanton lust.

Any news when W&P is going to be on??

I am indeed another late one, the bags under my eyes are alarming at the moment

So you like him like this? (only more so and without that woman in the frame). Very nice. But he could start in the uniform & end up nekkid & that way you get the best of both worlds. And all the fun of peeling the uniform off

Also: good luck. badders with the 2 appointments this week.

And still no Mouse? Or Minty? Or Nora?

Busy busy wenches aren't we?

Oh and Madame congrats on surviving the no fags and mother combo . PROUD OF YOU.

Mmmmm yes that would be fine. In fact I'm developing quite a thing about cornfields etc now what with the S2 field action etc. I also like Poldark when he's been to a dance with some annoying bankers and punched a few of them and is in evening dress but in disarray. LUSH.

Right, now pretending to be asleep as have just heard Mr C dealing with with boys. Argh. Someone is saying 'bellend' very loudly. (Shamefacedly very much a Comtess word )

I bet you'd get good angry sex with Poldark

I'm not sure about when W&P is on. Have just started reading it (again), not sure how wise that is tbh!

Good luck MrC!

Morning. to all wenches in need. Working my ass off. What namecheck Tom thingy?

Morning wicked!
Hope Mr c dealt with everything last night
Well...busy day today. Got to take mum to dentsits, then meeting a friend for lunch, then going to see another friend who came out of hospital yesterday....
And at some point during all that I have to do Landry and get it dry too...
Hmm.
Lotsnofmlovkey filth yesterday wenches. Do.keep.it up.
Sorry I'm not joining in much atm...my mojo has packed its bags and left sadly
Can we get link for the tom namecheck?

Morning everyone.
I haven't heard anything about when W&P is going to be released yet.

My trip to Prague and my meeting TB now seems ages ago. This is because I have returned to 3 loads of washing, 3 loads of ironing and meetings with school over ds1's bad behaviour.
All of this makes you forget lovely Tom, Trevor the horse, fried cheese, tonnes of cocktails, the utterly beautiful strahov monastery, having s really fab time, etc etc and brings you back home to the monotony of life, with a bump, doesn't it?

Let's see if I can get back on track!!

Morning all.

Oh no I totally forgot to say, happy birthday for yesterday miniletus!

Morning
Am trying to summon up the will to go to the shops but it is all drizzly out there. Staying put, snuggled up to ScaredyCat & debating today's pairing is more appealing.

I have no pics left to help with lost mojos or post-hols comedown, sorry!

Morning wenches. Thanks Madame

And thank you for the Poldark pictures and the mental image of him angry after being all noble and cross at a dinner/dance at the nasty people .... phwooaarr!

Slow down a bit Badderz and smell the HBFs

Thanks, day three today!

Super Hans is the best.

obs your trip sounded amazing, you are a total wench. for post holiday blues.

Morning wenches

Well what a night - Tart thanks for letting us have Dog last night! You can have him back now, although he may need a rest before he's any good for anything - it was quite a session

liv thank you for returning him to me.... He is whimpering a little - so will let him sleep and put him to action later

fluff may I remind you it is rude to speak with a mouthful......

Tart Erm... Yes sorry about that but the Cardinal is surprisingly imaginative and he was feeling particularly horny last night - I can hardly walk, tbh