Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

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Hurrah! Madame I think you can attach files to a PM. If not let me know and I'll let you have my e-mail.

Take that Liv!

And if he did say anything I wouldn't understand it anyway, so it could be as depressing as all fuck & all I'd hear is 'mumble mumble mumble' in a sexy language.

Maybe Andres should be paired with someone more joyful then?

It sounds essential Fancy, in light of him beng a bit morose and serious. So I suggest Benjamin as he is fun with a capital fuck. What do you think?

Good call fluffy - but I think that to be sure, this pairing needs rigorous testing.....

Evening wenches. Knackered. Have RBNRM. I remember all the Santi pics though.

Also speaking of Tart's interesting ABC, remember we opened a special wench branch of HMV? Hand mouth vadge.

Madame just paste it into a post? We need the dead puppies again

It's 3,200 words helen!

fluff I can't see any way to attach it to a MN PM...PM me your email and I'll send you it...

Yes indeed Fancy, because at the moment I can't imagine which one is going where. Well, that's not strictky true. I can imagine it but I can't quite decide

I also remember the game of Face, Base or...Space???

Which was very entertaining.

Letus let's hope HMV stocks my ABC..... This is the kind of shop "Fluff&Tarts" should become ..... Oi fluffs when you've stopped boning (meant to write bonking but I was autocorrected and I for once like the autocorrect). Get the stock ledger out .... I am bored without Dog - need something to do with my hands with my time

So? Split it into a couple of posts then Part 1/2/3?

madame I can hear the sound of happy memories .... This sounds like a kinky & my type of game fun game

I'm working on a chapter about work-related stress.
I suspect there is a certain amount of irony involved somewhere here.

Face, base, or space:

You have to say whether you want the musketeer incarnation of your choice in on your face, (self explanatory) base (ditto) or space - which means as far away from you as possible cos you think they ming.

don't forget to add Take That to new music section of stock list

I tell you dawn can't come no she can't, I want it to be me quick enough - knocks loudly on dungeon door - liv can you get it all over and done with and chuck him
Out a bit sooner - I have no other reincarnations to play fondle with ....I am bored

liv the cardinal is skulking round the cellar door ..... You finished wishful bloody thinking I know? But if I ever find out he has been using these on Dog - woe betide the dungeon - these should be for nipple tweaking only ......

The sense of evil menace in the second pic is somewhat spoiled by the red hrolly on the table. Or is it a scene from Singin' in the Rain?
Tart stop moaning about the lack of Dog and get on with that bloody music stock list. Have you added Bazza Manilow?

Cyd Charisse in Singin' in the Rain - Wench!

And where's comtess eh? I've just watched ep 4 of Homeland - bet you loved that one? Ok so Quinn's arse was covered in blood, but still, that's the most of him you've seen this series so mustn't grumble.

Speaking of Homeland, here's one of my highlights from last series

I've often imagined amongst many many other things a rather pleasant few days spent in the company of Aramis and Ross Poldark

Or I might play "No Need To Queue Boys"

Night all

Oh God yes letus, that combination is faftastic

Have I ever mentioned that I like a man in uniform?