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Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

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HaydeeofMonteCristo · 11/11/2015 13:47

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

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LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 16/11/2015 20:33

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Fluffball13 · 16/11/2015 20:33

Hurrah! Madame I think you can attach files to a PM. If not let me know and I'll let you have my e-mail.

Fluffball13 · 16/11/2015 20:35

Take that Liv!

Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.
FancyFancy · 16/11/2015 20:47

And if he did say anything I wouldn't understand it anyway, so it could be as depressing as all fuck & all I'd hear is 'mumble mumble mumble' in a sexy language.

Maybe Andres should be paired with someone more joyful then?

Fluffball13 · 16/11/2015 20:57

It sounds essential Fancy, in light of him beng a bit morose and serious. So I suggest Benjamin as he is fun with a capital fuck. What do you think?

FancyFancy · 16/11/2015 21:17

Good call fluffy - but I think that to be sure, this pairing needs rigorous testing.....

LetUsPrey · 16/11/2015 21:18

Evening wenches. Knackered. Have RBNRM. I remember all the Santi pics though.

Also speaking of Tart's interesting ABC, remember we opened a special wench branch of HMV? Hand mouth vadge.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/11/2015 21:22

Madame just paste it into a post? We need the dead puppies again Grin

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/11/2015 21:27

It's 3,200 words helen!

fluff I can't see any way to attach it to a MN PM...PM me your email and I'll send you it...

Fluffball13 · 16/11/2015 21:28

Yes indeed Fancy, because at the moment I can't imagine which one is going where. Well, that's not strictky true. I can imagine it but I can't quite decide

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/11/2015 21:30

I also remember the game of Face, Base or...Space???

Which was very entertaining.

DArtsTart · 16/11/2015 21:32

Letus let's hope HMV stocks my ABC..... This is the kind of shop "Fluff&Tarts" should become ..... Oi fluffs when you've stopped boning (meant to write bonking but I was autocorrected and I for once like the autocorrect). Get the stock ledger out .... I am bored without Dog - need something to do with my hands with my time

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/11/2015 21:33

So? Split it into a couple of posts then Grin Part 1/2/3?

DArtsTart · 16/11/2015 21:33

madame I can hear the sound of happy memories .... This sounds like a kinky & my type of game fun game

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/11/2015 21:43

I'm working on a chapter about work-related stress.
I suspect there is a certain amount of irony involved somewhere here.

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/11/2015 21:47

Face, base, or space:

You have to say whether you want the musketeer incarnation of your choice in on your face, (self explanatory) base (ditto) or space - which means as far away from you as possible cos you think they ming.

Fluffball13 · 16/11/2015 21:47

don't forget to add Take That to new music section of stock list

DArtsTart · 16/11/2015 21:56

I tell you dawn can't come no she can't, I want it to be me quick enough - knocks loudly on dungeon door - liv can you get it all over and done with and chuck him
Out a bit sooner - I have no other reincarnations to play fondle with ....I am bored SadSadSad

Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/11/2015 21:58
DArtsTart · 16/11/2015 22:00

liv the cardinal is skulking round the cellar door ..... You finished wishful bloody thinking I know? But if I ever find out he has been using these on Dog - woe betide the dungeon - these should be for nipple tweaking only ......

Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.
Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.
Fluffball13 · 16/11/2015 22:10

The sense of evil menace in the second pic is somewhat spoiled by the red hrolly on the table. Or is it a scene from Singin' in the Rain?
Tart stop moaning about the lack of Dog and get on with that bloody music stock list. Have you added Bazza Manilow?

FancyFancy · 16/11/2015 22:25

Cyd Charisse in Singin' in the Rain - Wench! Grin

FancyFancy · 16/11/2015 22:30

And where's comtess eh? I've just watched ep 4 of Homeland - bet you loved that one? Ok so Quinn's arse was covered in blood, but still, that's the most of him you've seen this series so mustn't grumble.

Speaking of Homeland, here's one of my highlights from last series

Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.
LetUsPrey · 16/11/2015 22:34

I've often imagined amongst many many other things a rather pleasant few days spent in the company of Aramis and Ross Poldark

Or I might play "No Need To Queue Boys"

Night all

Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.
FancyFancy · 16/11/2015 22:43

Oh God yes letus, that combination is faftastic

Have I ever mentioned that I like a man in uniform?

Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.