Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Fancy You would think so, wouldn't you? But he rather enjoys sexytimes in the dungeon

You know what ... Deep down... I think you may be right but I will be waiting at the top of the stairs - and will kick the door firmly behind him- locking it and hiding the key

Seems fair - I'll have him back to you in one piece just about after the Cardinal and I have finished with him

Well it looks like Tart and Liv have agreed terms but would not trust Liv as far as I could throw her
Lancelot and FV - the perfect combo. My personal preference would be Lancelot vadge and FV mouth. Lance would be v good at that and probably last ages, so you'd need the devout father somewhere that you'd have a bit of control.

Me?? Not trustworthy??? That's a bit harsh although absolutely right

Couldn't agree more fluffy, I think your reasoning is very sound there. And of course if it all gets a bit much for dear FV & he's at a bit of a loose end, as it were, I think he could provide some sexy-accented, very passionate, dirty talking whilst Lancelot completes the task

Right who's up next?

Vronsky and Andres?

Ooooh, now I haven't seen Vida de los peces so I know bugger all about Andres. If you can give me a bit of a clue as to his cock size staying power fuckability personality then I can have a think about how he will go with Vronsky. In every sense of the word.

Hm, madame did once post a link to it for me, but being disorganised I haven't saved it . Have to go & eat dinner, but will try to find it later

Fluff there is no excuse for that - you could actually understand it! The rest of us had to just nod, look mournful & then aghast until Madame kindly gave her very entertaining & useful precis. Which we then followed with looking mournful then aghast.

Sparks my humble apologies I would have dearly loved to have watched you all nodding and looking mournful and not understanding a word. That is true Santi appreciation.
Madame do you by any chance still have your precis so that I can get up to speed before the audition?

Was that the one where he mooched about looking meaningful and sad and pretty much nothing happened?

Time to shovel DS off to bed.

Yep Helen, that's the one.

But he looked damn pretty doing it.

Plus you saw him from the rear in Levi's

Do I need to continue?

Rear? Levis? Oh Christ! You wouldn't need to understand the words.

I think we decided andres was a bit too much like athos - a tortured soul depressive boring bastard full of deep angst, and would probably burst into tears before, during and after?

I will look for the "precis" fluff - warning, it's pages long and full of imaginary dead puppy references for some reason...

Pls do carry on...... As I now find myself at a loose end for the night as Dog is tormented abused entertained by the big C... I need distracting and Santi in tight jeans acting to his hearts content is in just what the dr ordered

helen - yep. It is a hispanic film, that is pretty much the deal...

Can I just say that I am looking for the jeans screenshot/pic in google and am finding pics of him I haven't seen before.

I may be some time.

For example. I never recall anyone taking this pic of us.

Ah I see other team A wenches have beaten me to it. I think they've summed it up perfectly. And yes, he looked damn pretty. Look

He is fucking gorgeous in this. I'll forgive the miserableness when he looks like this, tbh.

How about this one?

fluff I have the script in a Word file but not sure how to get it to you...I thought you could upload files here but actually it's only image files...

Or this?

Fucking gorgeous. Wouldn't matter if he didn't say a single word

Or this?