Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

It has been complete filth in here today.

It's just like old times....

Fancy the only reason he has that look is that he's looking forward to some man on man action...

And at the idea of nekkid PC pics being anything other than aesthetically very pleasing and powerfully erotic

No he's looking forward to being assessed by fluffy & I. He just knows he's going to ace this audition.

Oh wenches, I have been PMSL reading TFT!
Yes, Fancy, auditions. I don't give the tiniest fuck what we call them so long as they're lengthy and thorough.
If one of them will always be Aramis that does limit it a bit (words I never thought I'd say) because the different pairings would be interesting. E.g. lovely Father Vega does tend to get a bit carried away due to his inexperience, whereas Aramis is going to go for ever. Maybe not the best pairing?
As you can tell, I have barely given this a moment's thought.
Tart LOVE your ABC!!
Liv is clearly in denial about her feelings for Aramis.

Can I add to your list
C*8ndown
Judge Grinder
Wenches under the Hammer

Go on sing it -
A B C
It's easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, fingering me
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me

You can add those tart - thank you!

Good news there badders, glad it went well today

Yes, I see your point fluffy. It seems rather unfair and closed-minded to have decided one position (as it were) already. And wenches should always strive to be open minded. So I think it's only right to throw legs this open to all potential pairings. If we must

Oh I wouldn't even want to watch him being shagged by the Cardinal... And I really want to see many men shagged by the Cardinal..

Talking of which - Jamie from TTOI is definitely my favourite man for Malcolm Tucker sexytimes...

Fancy, I do realise that it's going to make it much harder for us and longer but I do feel that we should do a proper job of it. It's a tough job, I know, but we can rise to the challenge I'm sure.
My first research proposal is Lancelot and Father Vega. Discuss.
I'm singing Tart, I'm singing!!

So the boys and I have just spent a delicious afternoon playing sardines . I am currently writing from under this pile of writhing men and having a blissful time of it..... We have also played a few other hiding games - it amazing where you can secret things away and so much fun when it is found ......

Hide the carrot by any chance Tart? Athos likes that one

Tart Any chance we can borrow Dog tonight - we have some new soundproofing and want to check it works

fluffs that was a particularly fun game I have to admit

livs this is a huge request and as long as you don't batter and bruise him too much I could lend him out...... But I would like him back with me when the Cockerel rises at dawn - and in good voice too as I will be making him crow loudly

Perhaps Liv could give you some idea as to what exactly she is planning to do with him, just to put your mind at rest. Or not.

Awwwww thanks tart - I will explain your terms to the Cardinal, I'm sure he will be amenable not a chance but it will be too late by then

fluffs this is a good idea ... liv what are you and the Cardinal planning to do to the man -may loiter on the stairs taking a look--

Hmm.... Lancelot & Father Vega, and interesting mix. I would expect Lancelot to be quite serious & rather dominant in a totally chivalrous way. Probably a lot of courtly flirting and foreplay. And that knightly code of chivalry would demand that a lady wench is satisfied. Thoroughly. Very thoroughly. Oh yes, Lancelot would be diligent in that respect.

Father Vega? More outwardly passionate, but less refined. Probably very enthusiastic & vocal in a sexy accent

Well, from my convo with the Cardinal earlier, it's going to be similar to the last three chapters in 'The Cardinal's Discovery' - Lots of hot bumsex and blowjobs...

Feel free to watch - the Cardinal likes an audience

Harrumph - please note the word could ... I could lend him out ..... Tell C that his balls are mine to be minced unless that kinks him out so will think of another form of torture...

To clarify - your bumsex or dogs Bum sex?

Dog's bum, not mine - I'm not a total perv, you know

And anything involving the Cardinal's balls is for me to deal with

On the cusp of a moral dilemma ..... As one of the newer wenches I cannot deny the more established wench and her master their nocturnal pleasures..... But then wish to protect Dog from the big C......(make sure the room has good sound proofing ...... I will stick my fingers in my ears and sing ABC VERY LOUDLY AND KEEP EVERYONE awake ....) I have a feeling this may be a one off and I will live to regret it....

You may tart, but I bet Dog will be pleased to see you afterwards.....

Aarrgghhhh an omen radio 1 just talking about a dead Dog.... liv you take good care of him.....