Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Very well done helen and fluff for carrying the re watch last night!

What's next week then?

also helen for the partial Witchhunters commentary which was tres amusant. Liked the way it morphed into an Avengers-X men mash up at the end. I have seen it before but dont have Sky did you see the bit when he gets shagged in a pond by a witch fnnnaarrrghjhh

Well my mum is about to leave and dp getting back this eve. 2.5 days without fags. I am going a bit mental with the cravings but hey it must be done.

DSS2 arriving on sat!!! Errrp!!!! Ds is soooooo excited. Wonder how long dss2 will patiently play with him before getting irritated and telling him to bog off

Morning helen - another ?

I think I like your head tart. It's given me a tasty dilemma this morning - what is the utimate Santi combo in that scenario? Aramis & Vronsky? Aramis & Lancelot? It will need some deep thought and hard analysis.

Awwwww Fluff we're a self-policing group, didn't you realise? But you can wear the ref's uniform if you want to?

Fancy d-e-e-p and h-a-r-d those are the salient factors, yes?

Morning Fancy. I'm right with you on the hard analysis. This could take some time, as you say. We should publish a paper on our findings.
but I bought a whistle and everything...
I do love a uniform though

They are helen - nothing gets past you does it? Or as my granny would've said 'There's no flies on you'

madame!!!!!

Well done on the fags, great job. I'll give DSS until Sunday night, given my DCs reaction to a weekend with their younger cousins! Mind you, they're a bit more annoying due to indulged parenting than your DS is, so he'll probably be better. Indulged parenting of the cousins obv - my DC are perfect. Except when they're not, but only I get to say that

Fluff You are very welcome deliberately misunderstands

^^

Tart Well there's a thought that may cause a lack of productivity today...

I think Malcolm Tucker and the Cardinal would be an amazing combination - I can imagine they would both be rather filthy iagw sophisticated in their sexual tastes

We should fluffy, but now I'm all sad that I have to do other stuff this morning & can't start on it straight away . Speaking of which I really ought to get on, laters!

Morning everyone. Back to reality. Will catch up with thread tonight.

My dilemma is short lived. The younger versions of Dog would have me locked up for inappropriate behaviour - so I am fully D'Art on D'Art - doggy with the Dog

Be grateful Tart that you don't have to go through the awful decision-making process that Fancy and I are facing. All that probing research, stripping down the incarnations issues to their fundamental bodies basics, recreating so much sex different scenarios and assessing the level of satisfaction them.
Honestly, you're well out of it

Actually Fluff for once I agree with you about the dilemma - I have been thinking about it in greater detail than I perhaps should have done, given that I'm supposed to be doing some actual work st some point and each different pairing of PC characters would provide a different experience.

I imagine all the Santi ones would be boring though

Well fluffy - how are you getting on? I'm not sure I've come (fnarr) to any conclusions yet, other than Aramis has to be one of them. But I'd made that decision already, so I'm no further forward really .

Maybe some pics will help me decide?

Lancelot : noble & manly, looks the sort to snog you hard, then swing you up into his arms & carry you off. Probably more vanilla than Aramis, but then he'd probably learn a thing or two from Aramis as time went on, so that wouldn't be a problem

Is helen still awake?

Welcome back obs

Ah tart you are a simple wench, with perverted simple pleasures!

yep. Have faffed all day and done bugger all in the way of the work that I wanted to get done If I can ignore that part of it I've had a very pleasant day. Apart from the bit where my printer decided that it's blank is the new red. It will print any shade as long as it doesn't have to use the nice full red ink cartridge. FMPrinter. It's not like I use the colour facility that often, but I do expect the sod to work when I want to.

I'll have to do a school-club run shortly anyway. I think I shall post a pretty picture and pretend I haven't just wasted a long day when I could have got oodles of work done....

Awww, bless - he's pleased the HideousDatabaseJob has finished too.

Ooh fluffy - now here's a thought - we could make them all audition to be chosen, in some sort of grand Fuck Off. Er, that doesn't work. Um a Shag Off? Fuck Factor? A Great Santi Bonk Off? Strictly Come (ylt) Shafting? Cock Idol?

What do you think?

Awwww look wenches - it's Aramis

That smirk is pure filth

Come (ylt ) dine off with me?

Actually yea they should compete but you need a man on man round to truly assess their skills - I don't mind judging that... And at least you know I won't be tempted to perve at Santi/Lancelot etc

And yes I am but a simple wench as simple as ABC - anal, breasts, c..t Too much?

Aaarrrgghhb yes too much - why does my phone refuse to cross some words out??? Dear lord I apologise ...........

tart, no you're fine. Nothing's too much in here. Except for nekkid PC pics

Come (ylt ) dine off with me - excellent addition to the list

OMG I Can't believe........ I forgot Four in a Bed

Ds2s appt went well.
Very nice lady Dr so ds very happy (he is such a flirt...no idea where he gets it from!!)
Then we went to McDonald's as a treat. Their coffee is rank!
We are now in pjs watching monsters university
Ds1 has football training - fil is taking him.
I have written my xmas cards this afternoon.
More presents ordered...I do worry you know. I seem to have sold my soul to Amazon!