Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Wouldn't it be great to be flanked everywhere you went by those 4 swordage wielding lovelies, you soon jump the queue at the post office.

Badds that's pish, DS1 will just have to be disappointed, promise an extra special treat with daddy for when he gets home.

How's it going Madame?

Evening wenches.

This weather is shit isn't it? On the plus side I have swishy hair following visit to the hairdressers.

I bloody love Roman the Swordmaster. He was in that film version too of The Musketeers with Matthew McFadyen in it.

Mmm pretty

Survived! We're on the bus on the way home. Didn't think the science museum was great tbh - from the pov of 5 year olds. There was some good interactive stuff but it was all really scattered about. My mum got knackered humping around the massive museum with its many helpfully not-working lifts.

Ds just started talking really loudly about boobies and underwear on the almost-silent bus.

Evening all. Can I have a LetUs? Ta. Hope all wenches well. Exhausted after work today and fit for nothing but the sofa. Love to all.

Still waiting for Spark 's prosecco update....

I think she may have passed out fluff...How was it? Do you have a very high prosecco tolerance? Your post made perfect sense!

It was fab Madame And thank you, it took me 20 mins to type that

I AM HERE.

Fab fab fab day, all is well in the world of wench. I haven't mistakenly recruited pearl-clutchers & the fact we were asked to vacate our table was due to us having taken it for 5 hours, not because of overuse of the word cock. cough

On the plus side following a wench meet, I didn't get in a cab with a bunch of male strangers at the station, either. So I must have grown up or something.

Actually I think it was because of our overuse of the word cock. And fuck.

Evening wenches - yes, full update needed re meet up. Especially if it's prosecco influenced

Oh dear madame - they do like to pick their moments,

How is it possible to overuse the word 'cock'? Or indeed to overuse cock?

Loudly and repeatedly in a restaurant possibly.

There is never an over use of cock or fuck and totally brilliant to meet fellow wenches.... I loved it...... The only negative .:.we had the fixed menu for lunch--- next time a good roasting is in order

So now everyone can see who the troublemaker is...

I think you're all as bad good as each other

All sounds Fab

Stupid cat is currently sitting on me performing catupuncture andpurring her head off.

Fabulous wench meet updates.

Saw Spectre today and Craig as Bond would totally get it. When I am grieving, up against a mirror. Or in a train carriage after I shot someone and nearly died.

Following the Vronsky discussion I have decided it is time to reintroduce this.

And Fluff, I found Father Vega first, ok! I have seen the actual film and everything.

Loophole Anne. Loophole. But tonight I shall be availing myself of the very talented Ben.

Being led astray ......

Ah Anne, I could look at that Vronsky selection all day.

But tonight, I shall be choosing

I am having Vronsky. And whoever said something about gentle, wait until you see AK. God , I am getting palpitations thinking about it.