If you are the woman I just insulted in Matalan, I am so sorry, it just came out wrong

[FrannyandZooey]

What I meant to say was "You look stunning, you really should buy that."

I have no idea why it came out as "Ooh I was wondering who that would suit; it looked so awful on the rail..."

If it helps at all I have been in a state of advanced cringing all the way home because of it.

lol

PMSL!

NAUGHTY FRANNY

We cant all have toned arms like you

pmsl franny, that is truly worthy of a Cringe Award!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, oh god

she looked really marvellous, totally sexy and everything, I was just stunned because it looked such a frumpy old granny dress hanging up

Sob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you say that to me Franny????????? I was absolutely devestated! My day was completely ruined. I was just coming here to start a thread! [sob]

pmsl thanks franny you have brightened my day!!!

that's very funny

just the kind of thing i normlly come out with

so glad it wasn't me this time

Do you think she will be perceptive enough to divine my inner meaning?

or has she gone home muttering "Rude twisty faced bint, just because she has no waist and would have looked crap in it"

After she's read MN she'll see that you meant she was a sexy wee thing!

priceless - that just made me lol!!

I'm cringing for you.

If you'd said it to me I'd be cursing you

Ruddy hell I should just stay out of changing rooms I think - something always goes wrong

oh fuck me franny, that is bloody hilarious!

Damn I was going to say "Actually that was ME, and no, I won't accept your miserable apology!"....but you have met me.

Franny - i think i get you

Thats really quite funny. Did she say anything back to you?

rofl

now come and advise me on my woes please

Well, she sort of smiled, but it was a bit forced (not surprisingly )

I still had brain flu at this point and was thinking it was just because we British don't normally comment to one another in changing rooms and maybe she was feeling shy

However her expression did give me cause to ponder at which point I realised that I had actually been incredibly insulting

I didn't mean it, honest, I really was trying to express my admiration

would not worry too much
lol my dd3 wants to know how the pooter is making me laugh!

Eww, corker F&Z. Cringing on your behalf here. Bet she didn't buy it. If it had been me, I wouldn't have been able to scramble out of the damn thing quick enough!!!

So

does anyone want to know what I bought?

Laughing like a drain .

Thank you Franny!

OMG!

Wouldnt you love to be a fly on the wall in her house tonight???