HELP! 4 yr old DD turning into Bob Marley

[Beccarollover]

DD went to bed with wet hair and woke up with the most horrendous tangle in her hair yesterday - tried to get it out with tangle tamer but couldnt even budge it it was so matted and she was screaming and had to get to work so tied it back - had another go tonight but still couldnt do much and didnt get much chance so she has gone to bed with it AGAIN (v bad mummy alert)

It has turned into almost a dreadlock

What the hell do I do with it?

I have tried semen etc

Does anyone have any good ideas as she wont let me within 400 yards of her with a brush without screaming now - any handy tips?

Becca
xxx

[harrisey]

thankyou MN Classics! This is a true classic!

[wheelybug]

fantastic.

dd keeps asking me what is wrong as I am crying with laughter...

[hifi]

i was just about to alert ss

[glastocat]

Oh god I just nearly died laughing, which was kind of hard to explain to my nosey 6 year old. .

[MarsLady]

perhaps this wee thread needs another bump.

(Before you pile in with the advice... the thread is old but the typo is PRICELESS!)

[RealityGap]

LOL - priceless!

[AnnieBeansMum]

OMG...I know this old - but it is hilarious!!

[mistressploppy]

Brilliant!

[drloves]

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[poachedeggs]

Bump, just because it deserves it

[LilQueenie]

pmsl though I thought it was going to be something about quoting rastamouse