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HELP! 4 yr old DD turning into Bob Marley

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Beccarollover · 22/04/2004 20:44

DD went to bed with wet hair and woke up with the most horrendous tangle in her hair yesterday - tried to get it out with tangle tamer but couldnt even budge it it was so matted and she was screaming and had to get to work so tied it back - had another go tonight but still couldnt do much and didnt get much chance so she has gone to bed with it AGAIN (v bad mummy alert)

It has turned into almost a dreadlock

What the hell do I do with it?

I have tried semen etc

Does anyone have any good ideas as she wont let me within 400 yards of her with a brush without screaming now - any handy tips?

Becca
xxx

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Original poster
Beccarollover · 22/04/2004 20:45

Holy sh*T

Really sorry about typo

Of course I have tried SERUM in her hair NOT SEMEN

OMG

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bluesky · 22/04/2004 20:46

B, what a laugh before I switch off for the evening!!!

marthamoo · 22/04/2004 20:46

Sorry , beccs, no ideas but PMSL @ semen

fairyfly · 22/04/2004 20:47

I was just soooo confused then, i am hysterical, i was trying to work out what the hell you were on, wee

popsycal · 22/04/2004 20:47

That is the funniest thing I have read on here in a very long time!!!!

Good job you didn't write tats....think of the scope for that one!!

popsycal · 22/04/2004 20:48

I actually have beer coming out of my nose.....

kiwisbird · 22/04/2004 20:48

rofl
was about to type that IMHO semen makes tangles worse not better

fairyfly · 22/04/2004 20:48

Pmsl still

Original poster
Beccarollover · 22/04/2004 20:50

MUST PREVIEW MUST PREVIEW MUST PREVIEW

I do NOT put bodily fluids in my daughters hair

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kiwisbird · 22/04/2004 20:51

same here, sorry but that almost caused wien spillage and incontinence
Hee hee

Slinky · 22/04/2004 20:51

LOL Becca...

sorry, no real advice but I'm sitting here in hysterics

fairyfly · 22/04/2004 20:51

Pork

spacemonkey · 22/04/2004 20:54

SPLUTTER!

becca

popsycal · 22/04/2004 20:55

OMG i am crying
just let dh see this becca and he is wetting himself,,,,,

FF i have also had to try to explain to him what pork means...all he said was is she the same person as festivefly then?

omg - this is so funny

Hulababy · 22/04/2004 20:59

On no Becca, no advice I don't think but ROFL @ semen error!!!

popsycal · 22/04/2004 21:07

gotta bump this up!!

SoupDragon · 22/04/2004 21:07

Double pork!

coppertop · 22/04/2004 21:09

No advice but PMSL!

musica · 22/04/2004 21:10

Becca - I am laughing so much!!!!!!!! What a typo!!!!! I was wondering what the etc was!.

Seriously, you could try some leave in conditioner - Body Shop used to do one, or Boots will probably have something, that will just soften it and maybe make it easier to brush.

When my hair is very tangled, it is easiest if you start from the bottom - also that doesn't hurt the head.

fairyfly · 22/04/2004 21:11

etc, pork

Easy · 22/04/2004 21:12

sorry to interrupt but ...
What DOES Pork mean?

fairyfly · 22/04/2004 21:13

Just laughing

SoupDragon · 22/04/2004 21:14

It's what PMSL turns into with predictive text on a mobile phone.

Codswallop · 22/04/2004 21:14

becca is a twit
but we love her

Flip · 22/04/2004 21:15

She's cheered me up!