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HELP! 4 yr old DD turning into Bob Marley

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Beccarollover · 22/04/2004 20:44

DD went to bed with wet hair and woke up with the most horrendous tangle in her hair yesterday - tried to get it out with tangle tamer but couldnt even budge it it was so matted and she was screaming and had to get to work so tied it back - had another go tonight but still couldnt do much and didnt get much chance so she has gone to bed with it AGAIN (v bad mummy alert)

It has turned into almost a dreadlock

What the hell do I do with it?

I have tried semen etc

Does anyone have any good ideas as she wont let me within 400 yards of her with a brush without screaming now - any handy tips?

Becca
xxx

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Bron · 22/04/2004 21:22

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harman · 22/04/2004 21:27

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3GirlsMum · 22/04/2004 21:28

Hi Becca

I would suggest lots and lots of conditioner (told it works far better than semen!!) and a large detangler comb. The longer you leave it the worse it will get.

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crystaltips · 22/04/2004 21:31

Cant say any more

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willow2 · 23/04/2004 10:23

And the award for best typo goes to...

Absolute classic.

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Blu · 23/04/2004 10:55

Oh Becca, you have deepened my laughter lines irrevocably, damn you!

If Body Shop leave in conditioner doesn't do the trick, I think it's scissors.....

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jodee · 23/04/2004 11:12

!!

This should DEFINITELY be listed as a Discussion of the Day on the homepage!

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Demented · 23/04/2004 14:37

ROFL!!!

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Demented · 23/04/2004 14:37

In fact so much so I have just woken DS2 up!

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Northerner · 23/04/2004 14:40

How funny is this?
PMSL

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Beccarollover · 23/04/2004 15:10

I have bought some hot oil today and going to attempt slathering that on and combing out a section at a time, bought her a giant kinder egg as a reward if she sits nicely...

If all else fails might try...................errrr NO!

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papillon · 23/04/2004 15:17

ROFL

go to an African hairdressers/shop - maybe they might know how to detangle.

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CountessDracula · 23/04/2004 15:30

That has to be the best typo ever!

PORK indeed!

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katierocket · 23/04/2004 15:30

that's brilliant

I did such a double take when I read 1st message!

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suedonim · 23/04/2004 16:14

What a cracker, Becca!

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piglit · 23/04/2004 16:33

Thanks Becca. I have just sprayed water out of my nose all over my desk. Hilarious typo - best ever!

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Beccarollover · 24/04/2004 11:01

Bob Marley has left the building!!! Managed to get them out with lots of patient combing and detangler spray

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Janstar · 24/04/2004 11:11

becca that is so funny. Funniest typo I've ever seen on mumsnet.

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Toots · 24/04/2004 19:46

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I really needed that. Oh, god, it's just repeating on me.

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LongDistanceClara · 20/05/2007 23:42

pork

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macmama73 · 20/05/2007 23:54

rofl, got tears in my eyes. Typo of the century!

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harleyd · 25/09/2007 10:15

semen - farking hysterical

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ChubbyScotsBurd · 25/09/2007 12:05

:wheeze:

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RGPargy · 25/09/2007 12:17

PMSL @ Semen!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!

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