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Zombie and the Phalanx climb Herceptin Hill

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IamtheZombie · 17/01/2015 01:32

New thread folks!

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iklboo · 21/04/2015 15:25

Calamari & octopus is like chewing me nan's knicker elastic. Bleurghh.

Hope your in finer fettle today ZombieThanksWine

Allalonenow · 21/04/2015 16:00

Only you would know that about your Nan's knicker elastic iklboo, thankfully i can't make that comparison Grin

mummylin2495 · 21/04/2015 16:00

Oh my god no allalone I would rather have cheese on toast that eat that ! Although I have to say my gs,s girlfriend is Portugese and her parents made him an octopus stew in the winter, he liked it , but he likes anything that's edible !

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 21/04/2015 18:09

Zombie dear, hope you're feeling better and side effects are receding now.

Sounds like that menu needs tweaking Allalone Grin how about some lobsters, bound to be loads of fish too.
Samoa is inspired; I may have to sneak off to give the rugby team a pep talk thigh massage Wink

Sorry lin no abstinence here, 3 cigs in 4 weeks is very good going. Have you tried vaping? It's such a good twitch substitute. I fear you may be in danger of sliding back which would be a shame when a few vapes could avert that for you.

I'm still puffing and swigging the rose Grin, don't really eat Cake or biscuits and only fancy chocolate about once a week.

Cheese is my downfall!

IamtheZombie · 21/04/2015 22:37

Evening all.

I am delighted to report that I have definitely turned the corner and feel much, much better. In fact, I feel so well that I've not needed any pain relief today. I still had a nap mind. ;)

I will find out tomorrow whether or not I overdid it today.

I've been doing fairly well on cutting out the booze (although I will be drinking a bottle of bubbly tomorrow) but still looking at the vape as I roll another fag.

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iklboo · 21/04/2015 22:41

Ah that's good to hear Zomb. Let's hope you're at the top of the hill and it's all coasting now till your next cycle (please forgive mashed metaphors).

Enjoy your bubbles tomorrow. You deserve 'em. I'm holding out for my tiny wine on Friday. Still no muffin though!

mummylin2495 · 21/04/2015 23:19

I've already got a vapour fag BBB , and i didn't really get on too well with it. I don't want to slip backwards so will persevere and try hard to resist !
Zombie I am so pleased that the pain has receded , it's such a horrible thing to have to put up with, very dehabilitating . Hope you will get a good nights sleep tonight.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 21/04/2015 23:52

OH.MY.GOODNESS!
Is it your birthday tomorrow Zombie?

Phalanx, I think it is!

PomPoms and Spears Aloft!

And wave, and wave back, woopwoop!

Pop those corks, abstinence waiver for a day.

FlowersFlowersBearFlowersFlowers

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 21/04/2015 23:56

lin - change your juice darling, they vary so much.

Magi is the expert, follow her links here, or have a look at the vape threads

Allalonenow · 22/04/2015 00:05

I'd better get up and go and put a bottle of fizz in the fridge for breakfast in that case.

Wine Cake More Wine More Cake and some Thanks

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/04/2015 00:22

Wish you weren't so far away Allalone SmileFlowers
Hugs and kisses!

Allalonenow · 22/04/2015 00:25

And to you B3, hope you had a lovely hols!

magimedi · 22/04/2015 07:08

So pleased to hear you are feeling better, Zombie.

If any one wants help with vaping come over here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/stop_smoking

There are loads of people who have vaped for a while & know a lot about it.

It's a veritable minefield when you start - I had no idea what half the terms meant.

We ( the vaping vipers) always say that no question is too silly to ask & there is no willy waving. Just what we consider to be the easiest way to quit cigarettes.

iklboo · 22/04/2015 07:08

Today is Zombie's birthday
So phalanx raise a glass
And hope that coming treatment
Kicks the cancer on its ass

For those of us abstaining
And there's a few of us I'm told
We'll still be celebrating
With a drink of computer code Wine

Hope Zombie's day is wonderful
Full of fizz and frolics
And to nefarious diseases
A hearty 'Fuck you. Bollocks'.

Have a simply splendid birthday
A day of joy and glee
With love & lots of kisses
Happy birthday Zombie!!!

WineThanksWineThanksWineThanksWineThanksWineThanksWineThanks

CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE

magimedi · 22/04/2015 08:17

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Phalanx - you can all have a ration of gin, in honour of the birthday girl!!

Wonderful poem, phalanx poetess Flowers

And Fuck you, bollocks indeed to cancer.

PeaceOfWildThings · 22/04/2015 08:24

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOMBIE!

Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil Daffodil

Allalonenow · 22/04/2015 10:20

Happy Birthday dear Zombie
Happy Birthday to you!!!

Cake Wine Thanks

iklboo that poem is fab, what a Star you are, you knock Andrew Motion into a cocked hat!

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 22/04/2015 10:34

Happy ZombDay to you!
Happy ZombDay to you!
Happy ZombDay Dear Zombie!
Happy ZombDay to youuuuuuu!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOMBIE!

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 22/04/2015 10:35

ikl

I bow down to you. fan-fucking-tastic!Smile Grin

iklboo · 22/04/2015 15:17

Aw - thanks all Smile xxWine

mummylin2495 · 22/04/2015 20:10

Hope you have had a fab birthday Zombie and that you have been well enough to enjoy it. Have you done anything special today or had a few visitors ? Will you be speaking to Zombielad later on tonight ?
Raises a glass to DBF team and of course Zombie Wine

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/04/2015 21:43

OMFG!

I only said I thought it was Zombie's birthday, we haven't had confirmation, there may have been another reason for the bubbly today.

I am not an oracle Blush

Poem is fabulous ikl, am sure Z will treasure it today or whenever.

Dare we ask if there is any prospect of ZLad coming to visit catch her while she's a bit squiffy Flowers

Hope you've had a lovely day Z , whatever the reason for the bubbles xxx

mummylin2495 · 22/04/2015 22:08

Don't worry BBB if it's not a birthday, it can be an unbirthday birthday !! Grin

iklboo · 22/04/2015 22:20

Yeah.....like the Queen!

Happy Phalanx Faux Felicitations Day Zombie! Grin

magimedi · 22/04/2015 22:22

Zombie IS the Queen of the phalanx!

She can have as many birthdays as she wants!