Swagger Inn - Thread 73. Is it STILL not 2nd January?

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Deck the Inn with Musketeers, falalalala etc.
None under my tree - bother.

Accidentally my arse Flopsy - made me Flopsy

quirw Drunk

Fucksake quite drunk

And Fancy not Flopsy. The Pimma apologises

Jaysus - Pimms

Oh Pimms never needs to apologise, lovely stuff .

Oh my Christ, I just realised it's Sat night! This makes up for the crushing disappointment of the 10 mins instead of 2 hours earlier. I'm fucking freezing, hope his hands are warm.

I'm trying to think of a a different username but still using my original username. It all gets a lot harder when you take Christmas out of the mix

Think of it as adding 1 hour and 50 minutes to your night with Aramis.

I wouldn't be much help at thinking up a new name - as you can see by mine, I'm not that inventive.

Wow - they're pushing £5,000 now for Operation Smile at just giving

Heading for hayloft now..... night all

Indeed, there are huge amounts coming from America. Just wonderful!

Night all!

And at LetUs and her Pimms.

Well, after forcing myself to go out to my lovely BF's house, I've come home feeling more shit and pissing angry at DH. WHY are men such crap drunks? No, don't answer that, I can feel your wench solidarity rushing through already. He bloody well winds the kids up til they either get too hyper so he bollocks them, or they cry and then he calls them a whinge bum. No-one can fecking win. I've come to bed, in my Porthos nightie to talk to you lot. He can get te feck.

Anyway, comtess, I'm quite sure your half-naked DS is Casanova (can't recall if he's DS2 or 3). Love the Nick Ramen ref though....funny.

letus, where did you 'accidently' my arse find that clip of wall shagging? Share with the class group!

Good night, another day closer to Jan 2nd!

Oh hello there Porthos. Is norah around at all? I've got the mint choc chip ready. Just let me remove your face from my bosom.........

Quite drunk DH is wrangling the DC to bed. I'm eating Wotsits and hoping he'll make me a cup of tea when he come downstairs as I'm more than quite drunk.

Flopsy - I searched Lee Pace kiss on YouTube and it brought up some result from 30 something or other - fuck knows - and when you scroll through some of the shite he lifts this woman up but it's not very detailed disappointingly but then a bit later he's in the shower. Totes accidental. 6'5 can you imagine

Porthos for Flopsy and Norah cos I love you both

Porthos nestling in my bosom. Happy days.

That nightie is brilliant. What does D H say about it?

I expect you wouldn't like to disobey like that

I'll join you in the Muskeeters-on-tits pics

disobey an order like that

I missed a whole post of yours earlier flopsy and I'm supposed to be sober! I always used to get annoyed at the winding the kids thing up too, drunk or sober. ExH never seemed to get that kids can't just stop being excited immediately when someone asks them to.

I'd love an Aramis nightie, but think the DCs would tell everyone

Oh, and fantastic Musketits, both of you

Oh dear. My tits pic appears to be suffering from the #blurredlinebetweencharacter&actor affliction that we all suffer from....

Well, when your brain's melted it's hard to hold onto reality!

Wenches, you make me laugh. I still haven't linked to the stories that made me and I'm quite unshakeable really. Except the forced stuff etc etc.
I missed the sorry ten minute thing oh well...

OH AND LETUS. I CALLED FIRST DIBS ON BOTH THRANDUIL AND LEE PACE MONTHS AGO. ALL I GOT FOR MY EFFORTS WAS WTF.
OK. Good.
Please share the one where he fucks her against the wall. I like the sound of that.

I had mint choc chip ice cream at some point over the festivities and thought of you floppersz