Swagger Inn - Thread 73. Is it STILL not 2nd January?

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Deck the Inn with Musketeers, falalalala etc.
None under my tree - bother.

Cross-over fantasies! Now that's an idea, hmmmm...... Aramis, Lancelot, Vronsky & me!

HOLD ON! Is ^that fantasy on there? I thought I'd done well to do about 9 pages but I hadn't got to that!

PS yay for Flopsy's wench-mojo!! The decision you just made proves you are a PROPER WENCH. Well done lovely, have a big mouthful of Porthos.

Aramis, Lancelot, Vronsky & me? No, that was just me thinking aloud

Fuck me. Back to RL with a bump.

DD 'mum, can I have some help cleaning cleaning these?' Meaning her filthy wellies.

Re that Confessions thing, perhaps I didn't get far enough in but it didn't seem any worse than or as bad as in some cases our porn. I mean 'bad' as in extreme, not as in rubbish. I didn't see any vegetables involved.

Well done Flops. You know it makes sense.

No, it did Apes. I've never screamed & clicked off any Tav Lit. As I said, i can't actually tell you what made me do that because now it is buried so deep in my psyche only years of therapy will tease it out. Or clicking back through to about page 10

I can't remember anything that bad either.

Think I may have found it sparks, was it to do with Porthos & the pic of him is all wide-eyed?

I'm fairly clueless with Tumblr & when I browsed using the archive I got different posts than the first time I looked> I haven't been all the way through it, so must have seen posts in a different order, or had a different start point. Nothing I saw the first time was that , although there are quite a few Porthos/mild asphyxiation fantasies that do nothing for me.

The one I read concerned, oh wait, Sparkle, move along! you don't want to hear this again,

Anyway, some bint had a strap on that Aramis was sucking and then she, erm, shafted him good and proper.

And another thing, they can get te feck with all their talk of Aramis and Porthos, what a crock!

I mostly read the ones with Athos and some of them were quite good I think. I will go back and reread it once I finished work. Don't get the choking thing either

ew flopsy, glad I haven't reached that one yet! I think Team's Aramis & Porthos are as one with the 'gettefeckAramis&Porthosbollox' attitude.

he he he

A bit of light relief in that tumblr

And how did you spend your afternoon??? Er ...

Yes, they did get nasty. Won't go there again. [that's shock not anything else]

There were a few 'niche' one's weren't there . I think the literature in here is more to my liking & more in character

Think I should do a few jobs now, I've been very lazy today.

Definitely some brain bleach required after that site.

Been investigating a new dishwashr today (we had a loud electrical'pop' and hot electrical smell eminating from the dishwasher during the wash....) There appears to be far too much choice for my brain to cope with...

I have read all your above posts about the tumblr blog and am too scared to read beyond the first page. It was rubbish anyway, not a patch on tav lit.

Have spent the avo doing an airfix (???) model of a star wars battleship (all by myself, fyi - proud emoticon) and watching how to train your dragon for the first time with ds. He was absolutely transfixed. Awww!

Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DS has minecraft and not a clue what he's doing with it. Someone kill me now? Please?!

I have LOLed at all our commentary. Fancy I can't confirm whether that was the one I screamed at BECAUSE I HAVE ERASED IT FROM BRAIN. Seriously, it has gone. I promise you, I'd say otherwise. My brain had better not be storing it up for a #MusketeersSexDream at some point

And I hadn't even read Aramis/strap on one so THANKS FOR THAT

Apricot glad you acknowledged they did go downhill. Was getting a bit worried about you there for a mo & what you consider normal

TEN MINS TIL RECAP

That's ok sparks, I have no desire to describe it any further. Or remember it again either. That Aramis/strap on one killed my mood too. When you consider that Aramis is such an obvious tart and is Sex Master of the Universe, there really is enough for your mind to think about without going there.

Sparks.

Off to watch the recap.

Gah again - will have to watch the recap later - DS will be watching Ninjago.

Vronsky, FFS

I've not touched a drop today and my typing is shit.