Swagger Inn - Thread 73. Is it STILL not 2nd January?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Deck the Inn with Musketeers, falalalala etc.
None under my tree - bother.

Ok, got it now. I had something covering the 'Earlier Posts' thing.

Guess I'll have to carry on now then.

CLEARS HISTORY

Sooooo...many...teenagers...

Work botox you bastard, work!!!!

badders :(

Comtess! I'm blaming you.

Where is this blog thing please??!

linkis.com/tumblr.com/ZVwIi

Remember, this is down to Comtess, not me.

Actually, that link hasn't worked properly but if you click twice on Dirty Musketeers Confessions you'll get to the actual Tumblr page eventually.

RIGHT! It's gone too far.

I've actually had to click off of it really quickly & pretend I never went there.

With you on that Sparkle

we have about 3 inches of snow
Looks very pretty
Ds in bed and watching stuff on his ipad
Am just knackered

I won't tell you how many pages in I was when I reached that decision

Am off out for an Arctic run to cleanse myself of what I can't unsee. In actual fact, I don't actually remember the detail of the post that finally tipped me over the edge, only that it involved Aramis & made me scream & click CLOSE really really quickly My body's defence mechanism has obviously taken over to block it out.

Morning wenches or afternoon rather

Clicks on blog link. Argh, I'm young and innocent and you lot have corrupted me.

I was going to do a park run today but cba.

Toddlermouse has been very demanding this morning. His latest obsession is my new motorbike helmet. It's now covered in smeary toddler fingerprints . I've had to hide it, I'm the worst mum ever apparently.

House is a tip and I'm still feeling bleurgh.

Oh poor DS badders, I hope the abs start working quickly. Maybe you can bribe him to say he feels so bad he needs to stay in bed with you all day, that way you can avoid any more hosting?

It was lovely thanks letus, especially nice for my DF as we don't often manage to get all his children & grandchildren under one roof.

I hope mrapricot recovers soon & it isn't full on flu. I did laugh at Athos' weapon being huge on your Ipad apricot

All guests gone, so have rewarded myself with sparkle's & comtess's recommended 'dirty confessions' website. It has not helped my productivity, but would have been worse had there been more straight Aramis dreams.

Ugh
Pils coming at 3
Might stay upstairs with ds

Oh you must badders, he needs you. . You must suggle under the duvet with him and rest. (By watching episodes of TM together?). You should only be disturbed by someone if they are bringing you tasty morsels and and then they can feck off back downstairs and leave you in peace.

Ooooh, my phone's just told me I've run a marathon this week - AND it's been Christmas

You're shaming me sparks!

It's lunchtime, but I'm a bit fed up of food and can't summon up the enthusiasm. Still, I may have to go & be useful in a dark muddy field with DD later this afternoon , so should eat some warming stodge I guess

Just hide upstairs badders

Do you have the lurgy too mouse or is it just festive bleurgh?

I reckon it's lurgy fancy. I wasn't feeling great before Christmas but I just powered through and still feel rough now.

Afternoon wenchi!

Well, DH decided that we needed to do a major overhaul of the DC's bedrooms earlier. He did DS and I did DD and I don't know which was the worse of two evils. I did however completely lose it at DD when she told me that all of the clothes in her basket 'had to be washed instead of hung up as they're too creased'. Really? Is that because you wear something for 3 minutes then dump it??? Huh? Huh? Her funeral is tomorrow.

In other news, I'm on the blob and still haven't fecking christened the new bed due to general shitty snottiness.

I am however, going to 'brave' best friend's tonight despite said cold as I need to be home next Friday. I feel like a proper wench again.

That does sound like lurgy, will you have the chance of a more peaceful time now Christmas is over? (As peaceful as it gets with two little one's in the house!).

OH MY BLOODY GOD!
I've just opened that confessions link! Hell fire, I'm only on the second page and BAM! Porthos flipping you over...

Afternoon flopsy. My sympathies re the ironing, DS tends to just throw stuff in the wash instead of hanging it up. I'm not being lazy in not wanting to wash & iron it, I'm being eco-conscious

You are a fine wench role model for going out tonight instead of Friday. I hope you are justly rewarded with an epic opening episode with lots of gorgeous Porthos!

SHINE A SHIT!!!!!
sparkle, I think I may need that bucket of bleach, quickly before the strap-on image is burned into..........oh, too late

What a wench Flopsy! DS1 does that with his clothes BTW. Puts them in the washing basket rather than hang them up and put them away.

We are still tidying. This has just consisted of me shoving a load of stuff into a huge carrier bag and putting that in the cupboard under the stairs.

I wouldn't worry about that blog. I'm having increasingly x-rated fantasies involving me, Aramis (of course) and the King of the Elves.