Zombie continues her cancer journey after chemo

[IamtheZombie]

The thread in Chat has gone to thread heaven. Silly Zombie thought it wasn't due to go until tomorrow so missed her chance to ask HQ to move it here.

She slept well last night and feels reasonably well this morning.

Let the chat commence!

Mum! Val did not warn me of Cuntweasles or Cockwombles!

Only the Wankbadgers.

It's been quite lovely getting to know ZombieMum. I'm very much looking forward to a visit come the spring time, I think!

Don't worry sweet ZombieLad we will keep you safe from the Cuntweasles Cockwombles and Wankbadgers. Trust us!!

happy happy happy

MahZomb and her boy
reunited in rl and m

lead him astray? nooooooo

Well, howdeedoody ZombieLad, that's what they say in the US isn't it?

May I give you a word of warning about the phalanx?

Devoted as they are to Zombie, they are also mumsnetters.

They usually try all sorts of naughtiness with 'newbies'. They will be kind to you because... well, ffs, you are ZLad.

But, they may occasionally waver and become the bad, bad influence that they all naturally are.

See, they already started with the rude words

Whatever you do, just. don't. ever. google!

Ms. Val has been a wonderful guide so far, no leading astray going on :)

I'm prepared. I think. For the bad influence.

What do I not google?

Just so I don't accidentally Google it?

Anything anyone here suggests that you google, don't.

And don't follow links either, until you get a clue what they're about.

You will thank me one day

ZombieLad, Mum is going to leave you in the tender care of TeamDamnBuggerFuck (aka the phalanx) and get some sleep. xx

Parental controls helped. A lot.

Of course I had to get a teenager to help me fine-tune them....

Sleep tight Zombie

V. subtle Arsenic, me likee

So subtle in fact, may have been meant for a different thread?

Erm no (yes?) I meant it protected me thereafter from the worst results of merrily clicking MN links

Night Zomb x

you definitely do not Google dragon butter

Hi Zombie. Hope you have had a good weekend, what a lovely surprise to see your DS on here ! I hope he hasn't been scared off and will come back ! Are you all ready for Christmas now ? What will you be doing on Christmas Day ?
All presents bought and wrapped here finally thank god for that. I can relax a bit now, hope the rest of you have finished the buying and wrapping now .

Panic wrapping here tonight; DD2 arriving tomorrow instead of Tuesday and her bed has been my centre of operations!

Why do I come over all regimental on here?

Looking forward to booze run tomorrow, I may not be back for a while.

Tree and decs up today - tick.

Well done lin, 3 days to go, impressive

yes, what plans Zomb? Are you out or at yours? I imagine your house is a lovely place for Christmas.

clinkachaquita!

OMG Bewitched, I thought you'd said penic wrapping. with a [tinge of curiosity]. Youhad me screaming, Noooooooooooo not when we have a VIP visiting and have to put on a show.

And then I saw it was only me, phew.

Why do I come over all regimental on here?

Because you are the initiator of the phalanx1

(And the seat sharer of Bruno ).

Just DH & me for Christmas. We'll drive over to Portsmouth in the am to see his aunt (who will be 101 next April & still lives 'home alone', with some help).

Nice rack of lamb for dinner & some clinkarissimo.

Zombie I hope you are doing something nice.

Jux can you elaborate on your take on 'penic wrapping', I think it could be a winner in Brighton. We could refine it for next year?

magi darling , can we just draw a line under Bruno please? The poor darling needs some space to move on

Popping over to Portsmouth is quite a trek, I hope Auntie is appreciative, that's really nice of you

Zombie sweetheart, lots of love, am sure you have lovely Xmas plans.
I can imagine you are feeling pulled in so many directions at the moment.

XXX

BBB - We will leave here at about 8.30am on 25th & have done this before - the A27 is a great road then - no traffic at all & should only take about 1.5 hrs.

BRUNO
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Magi wow 101 what a fab age. Hope you will enjoy your time with her.
Zombie, hope you have had a good day. I have been getting all my washing dried so it's all out of the way for Christmas .
What is everyone else doing for Christmas ? We are going to my dd s where my son and his wife are going to do all the cooking, on Boxing Day I have them all coming here plus whoever turns up .
Very windy down South , but at least it's dry, still have to do food shop but we do have all the meat

I was just starting to think I might be going off you lin ... but...

I've done my big food shop today, and collecting meat tomorrow,

so I think we're evens

It's nuts really isn't it? I hope you have a fab time and I'm sure you hope the same for me.

And we all hope the same for everyone regardless of who's done what.

Not only dry, it's really warm!

We're all here plinking around, which is lovely, but we're all just marking time, keeping Zombie company, making sure she knows we're here when she needs us.

Clinkerama #TeamDamnBuggerFuck

At ease.

!

puff!puff!

Oohh I was thinking of having rack of lamb, but settled on pork roast eventually. I very rarely do a roast these days so it will be a treat.
Watched Nigella in Venice on iPlayer last night and I was just soooo dissappointed that she didn't say "Clinkalissimo!"

Sleep tight everyone!

Hope everyone has had a good sleep and is ready for the run up to festivities.

DH just woke up and asked:

'If sleep goes with sleepy...why doesn't nap go with nappy?'

And now he's back asleep and snoring loudly!

We are flying home for Christmas later today. (Food delivery arriving tonight, hopefully after we get back). This is the first time I've ever been away this time of year (DH works in Vienna) and it has taken the usual stress out of these pre-Christmas days (for me at least).