What two people would you most like to sit between at a wonderful dinner?

[Blandmum]

Stephen Fry......endlessly interesting

Alan Bennet as above

Or I might just be a fag hag

and you?

Armistead Maupin and Ian McKellen

Or I might just be a fag hag

mark lawson and julian cope

Margaret Thatcher and Joan Rivers

Kevin Spacey and Kofi Anan

whether I am a fag hag is debatable

Oooh, yes, I'll swap McKellen for Spacey.

I might swap My Alan for your Amisted, MI.

I must be a fag hag!

Paul Mckenna and Dr. Tanya Byron

hands off me spacey you old trout .. I bagsied him

David Tennent (As long as he was Doctor Who and bought the Tardis)

And

Umm

Well actually, just me and him would be Fab. But I want to wear the clothes like in Madame De Pompadore

Nick Drake and John Irving

David Attenborough and Stephen Fry.

Nelson Mandela and Keifer Sutherland (I know strange combination LOL).

Tamba! This is dinner not intergalactic shagging. You have to stay and eat, you can't nob off and get nobbed

HC, you may sit on the other side of Stephen Fry from me

Cant we eat then shag?

Actually, the other way round is better. Not keen on doing it on a full stomach... makes me feel queasy!

Tanya byron and george clooney I dont need to say why LOL

Monty Don and Ewan McGregor

slavomir Rawicz and Pat Barker, and would like Sawyer from Lost opposite for goggling purposes.

MB, if we're sharing Stephen Fry, can we have a reserve each? I'd like to have either Terry Jones or Michael Palin waiting in the wings so I can chat to them during pudding! So many courses, so little time.

ohh, I had forgotten them, we can both sit and chat to them over coffee and mints

kevin spacey is scary

Ben Elton and Chris Evans for fun.

Don Henley and Glenn Frey for Phwoar!

I am formaly ditching Alan Bennet, and will swop him for Michael Palin (who will entertain HC over coffee, is she will lend me Terry Jones

vin diesel and fran cosgrove