What two people would you most like to sit between at a wonderful dinner?

[Blandmum]

Stephen Fry......endlessly interesting

Alan Bennet as above

Or I might just be a fag hag

and you?

boris johnston and the guy who does prehistoric park

Bill Clinton and Tommy Lee Jones

ooh, I hadn't thought about Bill Clinton, but he'd be great dinner company. can I sit nr. you Jabberwocky?

MAX BEESLEY AND MAX BEESLEY'S TWIN!!!

Surely! We'll make a Bill sandwich

I want to be next to David Tennant too, so that puts me next but one to Tamba. On the other side I'd like Paul Merton.

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My lovely Granny ( if she could come back from the dead). I have such wonderful memories of her. She died when I was about 11 and used to live with us. Would love to chat to her as a grown up and see what she thought of how I'd turned out.

The other side would be my wonderful bestest friend ever, who, today has emigrated to the other side of the world. Missing her already.

Bit soppy I know but am feeling it today. Feel like I've lost a part of me.

haruki murakami & jd salinger

or maybe philip k dick or raymond carver

or margaret atwood

can i have a small round table?

and richard feynman

do they havee to be alive?

Jabberwocky. I have an inkling that Bill might quite enjoy that!

Fun all around!

Elizabeth David - To comment on the food

Ralph Fiennes - dressed in a dinner jacket as in The English Patient

oh, I would love to meet Bill Clinton! Can I come too?
And could you sit me between him and bono vox pretty please?

You'll have to fight it out over him with etm

Julian Clary and Rupert Everett

Desmond Tutu and Tanya Byron

Well seeing that Martian has dumped Alan Bennett I will sit with him instead.

Am tempted to have Bill Nighy as my other dinner companion but I think I should have a woman there so I think I'll go for Janet Street Porter.

Christ what a lot of fag hags we are
Douglas Adams and Simon Schama

lol

I would have to feign food poisoning and escape through the toilet window if I found myself sitting next to half the people on here

What is this Stephen Fry obsession? Have I fallen into an alternative universe where Stephen Fry is actually devastatingly attractive and funny?

Yes, a lot of gay men in this villige aren't there?

I would have John Peel (I'd reveive him cos I miss him loads) aaaand, umm, Al Pacino.