Dustbin™ Ressurection

[IamtheZombie]

Not back yet except to start this thread.

Soon. Maybe.

Fab!

I can do that!

If I do, my head will be so full of balloons, I'll be back here before the wedding.

Do you decide which ones go shreddy, or do you just wait and see?

Your mumma sounds delicious. As long as you're not her daughter

[and sympathy]

The balloons just 'know'
Then take photos in your head of the shreddy ones.

Mumma coerced me today into taking photos of her recent embroidery stuff.

Big girls back from London tomorrow-littlies may have to sleep on trampoline.

Mumma has drunk this Inn dry

Have I said the theme from 'Black Beauty'? that would make me weep-they could canter down the aisle.

Hope everyone safe and warm

You did suggest Black Beauty, and I've been amazed that bride doesn't want any horse/dog involvement ( she has nine dogs, one of whom has been with her for 10 years)

Have to admit, don't like that bit of music. She listened to Te Deum and said would be great if ceremony was in a castle. She is right. It's in a small, bosky courtyard, needs something less grand.

Big kiss to mumma from me, and

A bit of Klezmer never goes amiss at a wedding.Will try to have a think-feel embarassed that all my music training and I am blank.

Watching Doubt,god,I love a nun film.

I also love portuguese fresh sardines and those egg custard pastries-are they featuring?

Egg custard pastries will figure big time in the late night buffet table.

I'll be having the sardines for breakfast every day, they're ordered!

Good grief, don't be embarrassed. Her final choice will probably not figure on your radar, or mine

bosky such a good word-we need to reclaim it.

It's one of my favourites

I use it for everything, it shuts my FIL up.

echoes of the wild wild wood

won't go into the whole marxist feminist agenda

vaginal teeth ? !

Griselda Pollock and dr Google are your friend!

Men have an innate fear that we will consume them,castrate them,

Your talk of the 'untamed' bosky is terrifying and mesmerising to your Fil

No, it just makes him think I do it on purpose, rather than being "bohemian" , which is his polite way of saying slattern.

They think I've consumed and castrated them all already.

This is my downfall.

Night sweetheart. xx

Only the first day of #fullhouse and I am knackered.

I am sure my 'Pil' had worse words than Bohemian for me,luckily we never initially shared a common language BBB

Hoping the trampoline can be relocated outside again tomorrow.

You should be laying on a chaise being waited on by those "big girls"!

Tell them I said so

You should not be knackered, tell'em to bloody well step up.

FIL is far too loyal to say anything overtly critical, and because MIL died very soon after I met them I've always been very soft-footed around him.
She would have "got" me, and made sure he did.

Aww thats sad I think the 'mils' geliked and I tried to cook with them.

We actually have two chaise longues that I haven't got round to recovering/upholstering

The big girls will have to get their act together tomorrow and take their stepsisters out.

Mumma needs to go back to my dad

All a big shock after a few months alone.-that is me btw.

Hope everyone is balloon-therapying

Do you know sol, I sometimes struggle to decipher bits of your posts.

I usually think it's because you are creative, artistic, academic, have a more varied life experience than me. And of course, you are forrin.

Sometimes google, as you suggest, helps me out.

But tonight I'm going to have to ask; geliked? cooking with deceased MILs? up-hoarding? And balloon-therapying I probably should google.

Sorry, being dense, got your previous, rather lovely, reference to balloon therapy

Evening.

Hello!

How tings?

Haha you are the most perspicacious [?] person in my life?

I love that 'forrin' doesn't give me a get-out clause

Before my [several] Mil passed away they cooked/taught/approved of my cooking-hence they ge-liked

My parents are hoarders so since in my house my mother has been scandi-noiring,sudoking,[demanding],drinkingmy spesh proscecco.....My dad has been hoarding more stuff without censure-uphoarding-in the marital home

Balloon therapy-you literally don't kill annoying people-you write their names on balloons and dispatch their fuckwittery

HTH

Tings are good, Bewitched.

Zombie has just been a bit busy in RL. And, she's still treading carefully on MN.

Hey Zee

How are things?,hope you are not affected by flooding.

Can't you tell we need an intervention

Aw, I do try to keep up sol

I like our late night burblings.

Hope it's all good busy Zombie

I've noticed recently that af has managed to slide back without fanfare.

I love the ballooning despatch theory, will try it for certain.

I fear I may become so engrossed in watching the fly away/get shredded outcome my friends will think I've had a seizure!

I have been upset in the past days over some posting-I seriously debated de-registering but there are people,you two,included and three or four behind board I would really miss and want to keep in touch with.

I have tried to raise stuff with MNHQ but it is all a bit meh.

My fingers have been burnt and NCing does not solve the problems.

RL is difficult too.

BBB I am finding mid-life quite challenging-just let off those damn balloons