Ive just been outside with my dirty sex stick....

[PumpkinPimp]

and forced my sweet little pumpkin to procreate

please tell me I am doing the right thing.....

Is pumpkin animal or vegetable?

I hope you got the girls and boys the right way around

Im not sure that declaring either makes it any better, does it?

this sounds really rude but as none of you are doing faces I assume it isn't.....

Oh no LTH - it is a really, really rude thread. Avert your eyes this instance.

It is VERY rude LTH.

Im deeply and ashamed of myself for forcing my pumpkin...on itself....

I feel like I've stumbled apon a new MN clique.....

what on earth are you all talking about??

Procreating Pumpkins.

My pumpkin had fruit droop so i had to intervene and artificially inseminate. My pumpkin, that is

You made a pumpkin pregnant then ???

Did it roll over a have a fag after?

No, but I could tell it really wanted to

With itself! Well don't be surprised if the babies have 2 heads and no ears then....[rolls eyes and tuts]

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This is a very funny thread title

Pruni, you do know me..... there is a clue in messenger.

Tis rather funny FAZ - its what my DP said to me as I was on my way out to my vegetable patch this morning.

I know who you are

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Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tamba

I want to wave my dirty sex stick about a bit more this evening....

Pervert!

lmao
Hilarious!

You dirty gertie

I feel dirty

PMSL!

But you do have very soft hands

Dont try and sweet talk me you dirty squash!

You've had more sex today than I could wave a stick at

Well you were insatiable