Ive just been outside with my dirty sex stick....

[PumpkinPimp]

and forced my sweet little pumpkin to procreate

please tell me I am doing the right thing.....

I was rather good, wasn't I?

God, you were the best....

Its still warm out you know, and I am lonely

oooooh shes out her now....

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

here*

(my stem is all wobberly sorry!)

I am a butternut squash. My eyes!

Shouldn't you have closed those flowers up for the night pumpkin? Another full day of sunlight and propagation to cope with tomorrow.

Excuse me, Butternut Squash... I seem to remember you were more than enjoying the view Dont be coy now!

The very suggestion!

Steady on folks! I only have one stick

I do hope youre cleaning it between uses

Over here, please! Give me some of that pumpkin lovin'!

Well there would be no point in that would there? Elsewise it wouldnt be called a durty sex stick, would it?

Oh I thought what we were doing with it was the dirty part

You mean the good stuff is still to come? I am going to be one ripe pumpkin

this is rude

I was an innocent pumpkin til you came along...

Ahem! you asked for it

Just because I was wearing my flowers does not mean I was asking for it

You opened up your petals and waved your stamen at me

I was being friendly

pmsl! you are making me larf!

Do you know who I am though?

NOpe!

are you going to share?

You could have at least asked my name before using your stick