Ive just been outside with my dirty sex stick....

[PumpkinPimp]

and forced my sweet little pumpkin to procreate

please tell me I am doing the right thing.....

Hey, dont act all innocent now

Who are ya?

How was it for you again this morning?

Look Love,

Your needy and clingy and this has got to stop. We had a wonderful afternoon together, but I am a family pumkin, do you really want to be the cause of splitting us up??

Sneaking down to my patch in the early hours is not on! I suggest councilling because you are cleary struggling with your emotions over us.

Im sorry but it is not going to work. Get over it!