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Reports of Zombie's demise...

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IamtheZombie · 30/09/2013 16:56

have been greatly exaggerated. She may be a wee bit battered and bruised, but she bends and doesn't break.

Most of you probably know her back story but, for those who don't, here's a very brief recap:

The last 2 1/2 years have been absolutely horrendous: family crises, a breast cancer diagnosis and 20 months of treatment for that, bereavements and sorting out her late MIL's estate. As you can imagine, she found it a struggle at times.

Just under a year ago, DZOH began an "inappropriate" on-line relationship with a woman he "met" playing scrabble on Facebook. At the time he was spending most of his time at his mum's house in Nottingham sorting things out and putting it on the market. The on-line relationship fairly quickly progressed to a full blown physical affair. The woman lives in Wales and he would pay her train fare to come to Nottingham to see him. Zombie was fully aware of everything that was going on and tried to do everything she could to save her marriage. He left Zombie in mid-February, first staying in Nottingham before moving in with her in mid-March. He continued to come back to DDS to take Zombie to her hospital treatments. In mid-May he started making reference to coming back to her. He finally did so in mid-August. Two weeks after he came back they went to Kos for a fortnight. Halfway through the holiday he told her that he was leaving as soon as they returned to the UK. Which he duly did on Friday, 13th September.

Zombie went through all the trauma, drama and devastation between October and August. That is behind her. She's relieved that that it is finally over. A few nights ago she realised that she was sitting here completely relaxed and smiling for no reason. It's as though an enormous weight has been lifted from her.

She's currently packing up his belongings, deciding what she needs to replace, etc. He will come with a man and a van in a few weeks time to remove everything. There are obviously other pracicalities to be sorted out but they are doing so in as amicable a manner as possible.

Can Zombie please ask those of you who are Facebook friends with her NOT to say anything publicly on there about any of this.

Onwards and upwards. Wink

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 06/12/2013 00:43

Oh dear, Marxist/Feminist sounds nearly as itchy as Vagina Knitting!

sanssoleil · 06/12/2013 00:44

stealth hug ha! very welcome

To be fair to my sister she lets a vagina through once every three years

sanssoleil · 06/12/2013 00:47

Love me love my Marxist/feminism
Never bitchy occasionally itchy!

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 06/12/2013 01:13

Grrr, about15 mins ago I tried to post :

Let's be bitchy sometimes , when the buggers deserve it.

Have to crash, night gorgeous ones.

Hope this one works.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 06/12/2013 23:31

OK, some of you have asked.

Here is the first shock of the wedding plans.

Bride and I have been exchanging emails about invitations so I can get them printed and we can all sort writing, inserts, posting etc. over Christmas.

Just had an email from the mother of one of the adult bridesmaids, all very breezy, saying she has booked her flight and hotel Shock !

She is on the "probable" list. But, blimey!

sanssoleil · 06/12/2013 23:49

uh oh Wine

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 07/12/2013 10:44

Thanks sol
Apparently this family's usual MO is "pushy and inappropriate".

But, apart from that, they are really nice! Grin

IamtheZombie · 07/12/2013 12:53

Zombie thinks you should add presumptuous to that description, Bewitched.

Zombie has now sent a complaint to Sky.

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IamtheZombie · 07/12/2013 17:39

Zombie has received an utterly useless reply to her complaint so she has now forwarded her original email and the reply to the CEO of BSkyB.

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 07/12/2013 18:03

Keep breathing deeply Zombie, dealing with those organisations is very bad for the blood pressure.

Hope you have a lovely fire lit, Wine and Cake

The frustration has had me in tears in the past, so sending shed loads of sympathy, calming vibes and Flowers for good measure BearSmile

IamtheZombie · 07/12/2013 18:12

Thanks, Bewitched. Zombie is about to lay a fire. And pour a large glass of wine.

She has started a new thread...

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 07/12/2013 18:16

I'll go look.

Is it instead of this one?

Or just "let's go lynch Sky"? Grin

IamtheZombie · 07/12/2013 18:21

The latter, Bewitched.

Zombie is very attached to this thread. She thinks she's going to ask HQ to transfer it to somewhere it won't disappear.

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 07/12/2013 18:28
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sanssoleil · 07/12/2013 22:04

Please don't disappear me Zombie Wine

Bewitched you have kept me kick-assed through a difficult time too

Sky are the Devils work

Envy the fire

We have urban squirrels fall down our chimney on a regular basis

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 08/12/2013 02:38

Don't worry sol Zombie has exploded on the other thread but there is a good soul team glueing her back together.

Sky is a bloody irritating, mind-numbing but temporary blip on Zombie's horizon, have no fear. Smile

Did you eat firelighters when you were pregnant? My mother's craving was coal Shock. Mine was won ton soup, I used to send the old man down the road to the take away with a bucket Grin

I really hate things falling down the chimney, haven't had it in town but used to get lots of birds ugh!Sad

ZombieFromTheRealmOfGory · 08/12/2013 21:12

Anyone notice anything new? Wink

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 09/12/2013 00:07
Grin

Did Zombie find all her bits?

ZombieFromTheRealmOfGory · 09/12/2013 00:16

Enough of them to keep shuffling, Bewitched. But, that's not what she meant.

sanssoleil · 09/12/2013 00:16

Zombie I used to enjoy belting out that aaaaleluuuuyah chorus when I was at school!

Bewitched preggers or not I have to be restrained from eating firelighters and sniffing rubber plimsolls

I understand the coal thing too its all crystalline and glistening

My problem with the 'fallen' squirrels,is that they hide,and moan in an eery way.Pigeons panic and shit.

I ordered a black cat onesie with ears so hopefully this will scare the pesky livestock.

I have had a tree surgeon round and he is going to chop down the tree that is terrorising meSmile

sanssoleil · 09/12/2013 00:19

are you two talking dirty Confused

ZombieFromTheRealmOfGory · 09/12/2013 00:22

Not at all, soleil.

Zombie just wonders what you think about her festive name change.

sanssoleil · 09/12/2013 00:27

I loved that carol and I love subversion so it's passed my stringent nn change testGrin

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 09/12/2013 00:45

I did notice the name change but thought you were referring to having exploded!
Even now it's been pointed out that it's carol it doesn't ring any bells, sorry.
I'm a bit of a heathen Grin

sol hope you've got plimsolls to go with that onesie, I can smell that rubber just thinking about it!
Must you chop the whole tree down? Couldn't they just lop off the offending branches?

sanssoleil · 09/12/2013 00:53

My unique way of disciplining small children is to threaten to sing a hymn/carol in a 'scarey voice' haha

The tree is unsafe and I will be relieved to have it cut down

If you want me to go all 'Sting' and 'Worthy' then I WILL PLAY MY LUTE/grow anothertree/cuddle a goatGrin

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