Outbursts to make us feel better PART 2! Please feel free to leave one

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No rant but thought would start new thread after saw sg's advice!

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I didn't get the job but hey it was a close call!
Gosh I felt so much better knowing that! Thanks a lot!!!! .

Oh well thats my rant over.

Is that the sort of outburst you mean?

perfect skribble!

bloody hell if one more man tries to shove his trolley up my arse whilst at the checkout I am going to hit someone.... have you not heard of giveing someone some BLOODY room!!!

NO i do not want to enter my gorgeous baby in your silly baby of the year competition - I said no thank you very politely the first time I walked past your booth - donb't get pissed at me when I say no thank you a little short the third damn time you ask as I am almost running to get out of the shopping centre to go and pick my child up from kindy - snippy cow

FFS its a zebra crossing.You are suppose to stop and let me and my children cross not stare at me while flying past.Arsehole.
Thats better!

Dur - why do people slow down when they approach speed traps regardless of the speed they were travelling at? If we are all travelling at 30mph we don't have to all suddenly drop to 25mph?!! What for?! Can't you read the speedometer?! Hello?!

If i catch you you dirty fucking minging anti social pig allowing your fucking srinking dog to shit on the grass verge outside my house where me and my child get in and out of my car....i will firstly stab you in the fucking eye then i shall wrap your fucking dog around my wheel arch.......GET IT....

Ilove this thread.
Oddly enough at not pissed off about anything tonight.
It won't last.

why is there always just 2 people serving in the bank over lunch but another 3 sitting looking through paper work?

Ah so true Nicnac.
If they need to do it,can't they do it out of sight??
It is guaranteed to get BP soaring.

Why am I made to feel like an emotional pregnant wreck and everything is all my fault???? Why is it NEVER your fault?? Why are you so FUCKING PERFECT???? NO the kids don't prefer to be with you coz you are the best in the world it's because you are let them do anything and everything and I have to play Bad Cop all the time
And YES MOVE OUT ANY TIME YOU BLOODY WANT TO YOU TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for heavens sake how much longer will i have to wait i am only human

oh for god's sake you hysterical old bitch, don't you fking dare decide to cross me at work! You are talentless, lazy, you exploit your staff, you are an arse licking self serving simpering talentless waste of office space.

Don't you know that no-one likes you - you're only in the position you are in because the 'man at the top' thinks the sun shines out of your arse. You have no people skills, and are generally offhand verging on rude with most people.

And speaking of your arse it's so big, it could actually fit the sun in there. Still, at least it fits in with your toilet brush hair and your baboon-arse face.

Hey, that felt gooooood.

Why the fucking hell can't you two park your cars!! Everyone else can manage it but you two. Can you really not see that there is enough room in there for 3, yes really 3 cars!! (well, there is if you two fucking morons aren't parked there!)
And why in gods name do you have to park your bloody 4x4 in our car park so that you can drop your kids off and we can't get out in the mornings. No, no, that's fine, we'll bloody well wait while you pretend you haven't bloody seen us. Tosser!

you little shit on the very crowdwd bus today...no your crappy phone tuned into the radio doesn't sound like an ipod and no we don't want to share its tinny rubbishy noises with you on one of the hottest days of the year so far.

Oi old lady on the bus...

No i could not fit into the thin person seats and when you demanded i moved it was very embarrasing...i am very pregnant you know!!!

And there wsa loads of seats for you to choose from...

If you decide to take baby or small toddler to school prize giving please take them out when they are noisy instead of drowning out the heart felt retiral speech and the poetry read by the leaving P7's who had practiced for weeks . At least do not let them sit under my chair and bang thier head of it continually arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for goodness sake - she said hello with a big smile and a lovely wave - what the hell would it cost you to at least smile back or reply - she is three .... you rude old cat's bum faced woman...... obviously you have scowled for far too long as the wind has made your face permanently like that. Sure you may have ahd a bad day but why take it out on her.... smile and say hiya - might make you feel better for a brief shining moment.

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what on EARTH made you people think it was a good idea to start a bonfire in your front garden at 9am???? If your house catches fire then the whole bloody row could go up with it - including MY bloody house! Put your rubbish in the bin like the rest of us do. Thankyou so much for filling the street with thick black smoke. I really enjoyed coughing and wheezing for half the morning while clinging on to my asthma inhaler. I'm sure my 3-month old baby also enjoyed the stinging eyes and the smoke-filled lungs. F*ckwits!

That feels so much better.

Why the hell moan about the fact that Tesco Express will be taking away all your deli customers, when your shop is never busy anyway, you are supposed to be promoting healthy food and YOU BLOODY SIT OUTSIDE ALL DAY SMOKING AND MAKING PEOPLE FEEL INTIMIDATED.

Phew

My fucking family pisses me off, I hate peopple staying in my house because my husband goes into control freak mode. He has really upset me and made me cry (which I never do) and now I want to punch his lights out.

Does that do or do i need to carry on?