Outbursts to make us feel better PART 2! Please feel free to leave one

[tortoise]

No rant but thought would start new thread after saw sg's advice!

How could you do it you git? How am I going to cope at work without you? Who will listen to me panic and calm me down? Who will i have a laugh with? Why the bl*y hell did you have to move quite so far away anyway??!!

bettyspaghetti! ooo makes my blood boil!!!!

f'ing hypocrits!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for goodness sake - it is a bloody drought, the grass is dead and tinder... DO NOT throw your flippin lit cigarette butts out your car window and onto the verge...... you selfish git.... use your ashtray - paid 80 grand for a flash car and it doesn't have an ashtray - you got ripped off!!!

arrrghghghgghghghghghgh WHY DOES THE WHOLE FAMILY ALWAYS COME TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER????? I WOULD LIKE A BREAK TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and would the bloody neighbours from up stairs just SHUT THE %&*$ UP FOR ONCE????????

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Don't send your kids to play round my house...I'm 40 wks pregnant for fucks sake and you never, ever reciprocate. And don't tell me "...it's because of the dog...", he's just overweight and underexercised (like the rest of you) and wouldn't bite anyone...you just like to make out he's so bloody dangerous and it's bollocks. We both know the real reason is your miserable git of a husband who hates all kids and you all run round after him cos your terrified he'll leave...again.

Aaaah, that reads really sad to me now.
Let the little man come and play if he wants to.

...And Fuck Off ice-cream van...why do you always turn up just as I'm about to put tea on the table with your stupid fucking jingly jangly "...hitler has only got one ball..." theme tune and then sit revving right outside my fucking house for ages cos you know and the kids know I'm too pathetic and weak to resist their oh-so-persistant nagging/raging/whinging...

...and your ice-cream's crap...

Adelaide, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, I have tears running down my face!

Thanks for lighting the stinkyest,smokeyist(sp!) bonfire when i want my windows open!Arse holes!

why the f&k apply for a job that I know you didn't really "always dream of", force us both in to 2 interviews, force me in to a job share with YOU you slack lazy arsed pathetic sht on the horizon with oh so obviously faked blonde spikey hair that not only makes you look like a bloke (except they'd have a bigger pair than you and a brain cell) but a cowing hedgehog... force ME in to a rotation with YOU (so I have to do all the work and you get the glory you bike) then after 6 months not bother to tell anyone, not even my boss at the moment that you have no intention of staying in post but are going back to the original ward without even a word or a bas$%ard apology, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!! You just can't hack the pace, the pressure or the fact that you don't have the ward manager wrapped around your finger cowtowing to your every word when you flash your blisters at him!!!!!!!!! Get out of nursing!!!!!! I am sick of having to clean up after you!!!Put your own soding sharps in the bin!!!!!! Sort your own practise out before defaming others you pathetic trollop.

sorry it was the gin that made me do it... [ashamed but been meaning to scream that for a long time emoticon]

You know what, I was just thinking about the original 'outbursts' thread today and how I missed it....

..so here goes..(inhale)...

Rant 1: You're all a bunch of f**king cowards, except CV and SF, who have conducted themselves with absolute integrity.

Rant 2: Why don't you just stay out of it? Never thought I'd say this, but you're actually a bitch! I probably won't be friends with you much longer but will bide my time so I can humiliate you when you least expect it.

Rant 3: 5 minutes a day. 10 max. Now f**k off and keep your noses out.

...and...exhale.

Hoorah to Tortoise for this thread!

You testosterone driven tosser at the swimming pool today, yes you who nearly mowed me down doing your mannish backstroke in the "recreational" half of the pool, why didn't you just check the lane behind you before launching off like a demented polar bear, and then yelling at me rather than the other way round. Hope you swallowed lots of chlorine; I didn't because i had about 3 seconds to avert the worst of our collision.

Thought i would bring this thread back! I need a rant!

F*ing lazy arse of an xp. Making DS1 and Ds2 miss out on watching the childrens carnival because he is tired.

And why is he tired?? Because DS2 woke him at 7.15 this morning! 7.15? Practically a lie in compaired to my 4.30am with DD2 who is poorly.

I would still be going if she hadn't been sick.

Lazy fing arsehole pisses me off. he couldn't give a flying F how the boys feel about missing it.

Do you know what? I was not put on this earth to run around cooking, cleaning and generally doing everything for you lot.

I do not buy laundry baskets for you all to dump school uniforms, work clothes etc omn the floor, in the exact spot (wherever that may be) that you have happened to take said clothes off.

I do not wash up every day for you all to use one thing for each new thing you want, ie I do not wash up all the cups for you to use a new one each time you happen to want a cup of tea.

We do have a bin, believe it or not. It's big and black and you have to trip over it to get into the kitchen, so there is no need to leave manky teabags, coffee stained spoons and toast crumbs and crusts all over the work surface that I have just cleaned.

We also have a bin in the bathroom, surprisingly, I know. Therefore, used toilet roll tubes can be put in there, as well as used razor blades or empty bottles.

We have a filing cabinet which you could store all your letters and crap correspondence in. It doesn't have to live all over the bedroom floor, in amongst your clothes (clean or dirty).

Oh and we also have a family diary that lives on the shelf above the computer table. If you did as I suggested and wrote important things down in it, you would not forget that we were invited to a meeting up the school about DD and her behaviour and in turn, you would not therefore roll home from work 4 hours later than you agreed to.

Believe it or not, I don't love this job I seem to have been lumbered with, but I am trying to make the best of it. I would much rather have time to go out and do stuff with our kids, rather than sticking a broom up my arse and sweeping as I go.

I thank you

/passes LARGE glass of wine to frocky

Accepts LARGE glass from Kimi gratefully

Bet it was good to get that off your chest frock.

Shall I pass cake too?

Sure was ! Hmmm, now cake mmmmmmm

Oh lovely, a RANTING thread!

I despise you, you spineless, selfish, spiteful bitches. You think it's ok to behave the way you do and it ISN'T. No-one thinks it's reasonable but you don't let that bother you. You have no regard or concern for my feelings or my mental health - you think it's ok to compromise that. I don't and would never do to someone (anyone, not even my worst enemy) what you've done to me recently.

You have NO IDEA of the stress in my life and you seem to lack the empathy and kindness genes. I am so glad I don't ever have to see you again, that's a weight off my shoulders, shame you can't remove the large chips from yours. But as you can't, Fuck You.

Well, DS2 came in when he got home and said'I hate Daddy cos he didn't take us to the carnival'.