Outbursts to make us feel better PART 2! Please feel free to leave one

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No rant but thought would start new thread after saw sg's advice!

why have you parked your blinking mercedes outside my house again you moron, you have a drive big enough for 4 cars and it is empty!!!

Honey, mummy loves you so so much and I know you're really little and doing so very very well but could you please just try to sleep past 5.30 in the morning for mummy. Please, please, please.....

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About 2 hrs away in Norfolk - Oops!

Oh carry on please MaryPop.
Let it all out!!!

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Oh I am SO sorry that my hip took your wing mirror off your car when you hit me with it! Yes of course I'd love to take responsibility and pay for your wing mirror because CLEARLY I was in the wrong when you drove too close to me and hit ME!, yes I'm more than happy that I now have another month of painkillers, some temazepam and have set back my c-section recovery because it is clearly all MY fault and not yours that you were going over 30 outside a SCHOOL at home time FFS and didn't even see me beside my car!!! Evil old biddy!!!

hockeymum, get better soon

No, evil SIL, it is not my fault that I got pregnant when you were splitting up with your DH after trying for a baby for 5 years, even though we had been trying for 2 years and had had 1 m/c. It is not my fault that you put years worth of illegal substances into your body, including when you were ttc and then wondered why you didn't fall. It is not my fault you made the wrong decision on the seperation agreement and you now owe your x-h approx £40K in Capital Gains Tax on the 2 rented properties you jointly own. It is Definitely not my fault that you are an evil money grabbing selfish cow who cannot bear the limelight not to be on you so make everything a drama.

DO NOT think you are coming anywhere near my baby when it arrives without constant supervision - after all, you are the one who threatened to kill me and take the baby away.

Thank you and good night.

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner!!!

i understand that I hurt your feelings by not asking you to be godmother. I may have if you had thought to ask about the baby at some point. but let's be honest you phoned me days after i gave birth and talked about everything but the fact that I had just given birth!
But now that I have seen you again since then i am effing glad i didn't ask you because you are and evil bitch. i saw you rub your dirty socks in ds's face, i saw you belch in his face, i saw how you played so rough with him. I didn't see you kiss or cuddle him once!
and mom. I have been struggling with PND. I needed your support while I was visiting. I needed you to protect me a little. I very very nearly had a complete breakdown while i was there. and all you cared about was that i had hurt HER feelings. you ruined my holiday both of you.
and now you have the nerve to be worried about my mental health and want to come visit to help out! HA! too little too late.

oh yeah and it's not my fault that i have had a baby and you haven't yet. maybe if you let go of some of that hate in you your life would be better.

Purple,she sounds hideous.
at what she did to your little boy.
I would have wanted to kill her.

Yes you sanctimonious cow my house is finally sold! No thanks to you & you're effing tip of a front garden, 5 scabby rusting cars & numerous half-wild children! You have ruined a lovely street & everyone hates you with your half-finished so-called garage in your back-garden & hard-core, sand covered garden come drive come dump. If you had said it to me & not DH whos shown the restraint of a saint you'd have been wearing one of your headlights by now!!!!!!!!!

It is unbelievable how much better I feel now after getting all that out!

TO my darling OH - ever thought about actually talking to me when you got home? Rather than handing me a ringing phone (wtf can't you answer it) and then going stright on your computer (stupid online game) which you can't pause and refuse to quit. And talking to your work mate on a stupid headpiece (so I can't hear person on phone incidentally) and getting stroppy if I interrupt and try to talk you. DO you not care how my day has been (ok I know you don't but pretending would be nice). Or how your son has got on today (who cos of work you haven't seen for more than 1/2 hour in the past 3 days). Do you want to cook your own dinner!!!

GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR!

That feels better.

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sorry,Just stood on a toy and had to let out a scream.

you made 4 families wait 7 more weeks to move and we ALL had to rearrange our plans FOR YOU!!!!..then YOU decide to leave it just two weeks before putting us all out of our misery with new moving date!!
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p.s..thankyou kind lady for exchangin today![grin}

FFS Sis why do you keep shagging Jimmy?

To my DS best friend (both age 5)who winges like a old lady and still has tantrums

' JUST F***G GROW UP !!!'

Just because you're a F*ing school governor doesn't mean that you can flout the school rules or can swan around doing as you please and acting like you run the place. Stuck up bitch.

(and while we're on the subject.... what message does it give when you, a school governor, send 2 of your 3 children to a private school elsewhere).

please get off my tits you are driving me mad sucking them constantly I even had you up there when I paid the window cleaner and I can't find any nice tops that fit and my bras are all hideous aarrgghh.

Sorry. I shouldn't really have said that. You're only ten weeks old. Now I don't feel better, I feel guilty. Oh well. Bollocks.

psml allyco