Scusa! Vuoi parlare Engliano con me? Grazie.

[Alameda]

Prego etc :) now that song is stuck in my head again . . .

Cosa facciamo stasera?

Non parla Italiano molto bene but last time I almost had sex with my tour guide said 'tranquillo' when I started crying then he wouldn't have sex with me :(

mmmm minchia

Poverettina :( M'aggi bonu quannu abita cu io! (perque mamma anchi veni)

Thanks annunz, now I'm going to use translator on Google to check the rest of what you said! :)

Excuse my language at the end there

Sarò, i promise!

Hahahaha and that reminds me of the figgia thing

Meee, fancy accents and everything!

:) clever keyboard!

fighia I mean

Non ricordarmello! I have not embarrassed myself this week (yet) but there is still time

argh, stamattina was scrutinising for cellulite admiring photo of me that recently appeared on F's Sicily tourism page quando figlia #2 saw 'wow, that's you! You look like a model!' etc and then we scrolled down and un'altra donna così ed un altra ed un altra ed un altra all in same pose but much better looking soooo hahaha and grrrrr

it was child #3

I can't even number my own children

and devo studiare reflexive verbi instead of agonising over whether the others are slimmer than me

is not as I CARE

cosa faccio?

Oh not me you, cosa stai faccendo oggi!

Stronzo! Avi a website solo donne?!

Anch'io dimenticu quali e quali... perque honey, darling, hen, amore, lovely, dulcie....

Oggi aiu statu a Massa, allora vaiu a travaggheru 2-11. Bleurgh. Anche ca fa neve AGAIN. Quarchi vota odio Scotland!

La tormenta ieri sera, quando c'è primavera? Aspetto heating uomini, still, frivareddu è curtuliddu, ma nun c'è cchiù tintu d'iddu?

Non so. It'd better get its arse in gear soon, I have no intention of spending another so called summer with my coat on

Heating uomini still haven't showed up?! Fuck's sake!

(I am feeling English today)

I am so shocked about il papa.

What's happened? Haven't been to church since l'anno scorso v nearly went yesterday (must be almost lent)

'Lascie per il bene della chiesa'

Mamma piange :(

he can't, can he?

Non so, non so

oh wow it's true

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come tua mamma ora? Spero lei sta bene - bit of a shock! Guardiamo 'angels and demons' stasera, topical . . .

Ciao! Ah, e bonu, grazie. Suocera voli idda iri a Italia cu idda in settembri, anch'io vogghiu idda iri. Quali ti crede?