vuoi (vuole?) parlare italianese

[Alameda]

please please I beg on my knees

never mind, have booked flights for an extended stay with Salvatore across the end of jan and most of feb so we will see what happens, he (f) said he would be in Cuba. If he changes his plans on my account it will be A Sign

I will go to Italian school every day to keep myself meaningfully occupied though, just in case there is no romance :)

Ciiiaaoooo

T'ai truvavu! Mi chiediviti di chi parte ci vai :)

Spero tutti va bene.

I wish I was fluent in Annunziatu! Come va?

that is not supposed to be rude

Oh no

I wanted to say I found you! I've been wondering where you went :)

(Glaswegian, HERE, ah found ye! Ave bin wunderin wherr ye went tae! )

Bonu, grazzi! Tu?

Oh, not rude at all

ah phew, too many languages and dialects - trying to learn nipotino at the moment too, as well as Sicilian Holiday Fling/Long Distance Romance

if he has gone off the idea by then there is still Giovanni from Modica, he keeps in touch too

Aahh is he talking? So sweet!

Quannu mi figghi eranu bambini, oh eranu molto confuso- Mamma, I molto piacered the duci nonna me a detti!

haha that's what I sound like in italian class

I don't understand much of what signorino nipotino says but the sound of his talking is meltingly cute, especially when he is cross or talking to the cats. Argh broody.

Anch'io avolta

Aiu statu cura di broodiness (grazzi dio, dissi DH ). Sulu sia vinni potty trained, sleep trained, ready to eat, without labour....

Not ready to eat, dear god. You know, able to eat!!!! Mamma mia- early night for me!

Hahaha, ready-to-eat babies. Those squidgy little limbs do bring out the cannibal in us all!

Ciao ragazze, come andiamo oggi?

Ciao!

Oggi c'è una problema con waitrose computer per Home delivery, magari aspetto aspetto aspetto insieme leggio emails da amici siciliani, qui prova scrivere in engliano: 'you are a spiteful monkey, bellissima, braccio Francesco' cosa dica ecco, pensa?

ma mainly ho fame, quando posso mangiare the shopping?

E lei?

baccio not braccio, hahah

bellisima braccia though, all broad and tanned, yum

Oh io ho appena fatto la minestra per stasera! E poi vado a prendere i bambini a scuola e oggi vengono tante bambine qui a giocare.

'tante bambine' yikes, rather you, not broody now! Ma ciò c'è nella minestra (does that make sense?) ?

ho paura c'è una monster di mare o bunny rabbit o qualcosa

No, no rabbit . Solo verdure: zucca, porro, lenticchie, carote e piselli.

("cosa c'é nella minestra. Ciò= questo")

No, no, le bambine sono bravissime, giocano per ore e alla fine mettono anche a posto. Sono felice di averle qui.

aaah that's good

and thank you, cosa, picked up cio from my grammar book

I just found a blog about Catania with a warning article describing my sex pest Sebastiano perfectly - his appearance, job, the building he comes out of, the particulat way he swoops on female tourists in that piazza, the lines he uses, his MO. He even has a special local nickname. Why don't they lock him up?

Il cornuto, Alameda, it really makes me so angry the way things are not dealt with over there

Ciao a tutti, scusa linguaggia volgare! Ca fa troppo friddu e piove da domenica. Meh.

Minestra sentu bello! Stasira, steak pie. Good stodgy food!

Mi piace linguaggia volgare, it comes in handy (minchia did anyway)!

Sorry about the rain, it's been very sunny here but single digit temperature brrrrr.

Stasera - non si può indovinare la mia cena!

drumroll

etc

GAMBERI

No- davvero?! :) Come lu fai? Bona fortuna!

Oh wow, gamberi! !

Which blog, which blog?

I'll pm it - just found another, in English, not quite so detailed but instantly recognisably him. I emailed the author of the English one too and asked is this Sebastiano F- you are talking about, and we are exchanging experiences as I type. Grrrrrr.

I panicked and put the gamberi in the freezer they are definitely dead aren't they?