vuoi (vuole?) parlare italianese

[Alameda]

please please I beg on my knees

I mean sono le diciassette e cinque, argh

Ciao!

Si, Franca, aiu mai statu, sugnu troppo vecchiu! Ma Maggie May is written with tartan letters and things Nun sacciu si DS o DD appi statu.

Alora, ora sono nove meno vent!

Non so, mi piace da dari a mamma, Malena, e set in Sicilia?

Argh, venti!

Grazie! Not on Netflix or iTunes but I found malena for £1.04 on amazon

and adesso sono nove e venti, posso say nove not venti un e venti? Non mi piace the big numeri

Niente, spero che tu li piaci!

Eh, nun capischu, not venti e venti?

venti uno e venti? I'm running out of zibibbo so I might be a little drunk! Penso piacerebbe (?) scary new tense, prob wrong, the setting sounds perfect

which reminds me I desperately want to send you and Franca a bit of my story! you could ignore or delete or laugh at it?

My brain is not working, can we go to English lol?

Si, certo, send it over! It will be fun!

yikes ok, it is supposed to be funny (sort of)

in real life I am obviously much nicer . . . Haha

oh no that whole first paragraph, the passage about u liotru is just my notes, not part of the story

argh

it begins further down. Drunk in charge of an iPad AGAIN

Brava cara, e buonissimo! Mi piace Salvatore- vui ascutati Salvatore!

Trovati a title?

aaah thank you for reading

not much creative writing there, just what happened in 24 hours! I haven't changed anyone's names yet, he is real amd womderful, if you ever know anyone needing accommodation there you must put them in touch!

you don't like F? We are still in touch. . . .

No, can't have il Sicilianu e la piovra :(

Mmmm I think we all know an F.... MA e non mi rigarda, e iu iddu nun contrai! It's up to you :)

It sounds a lovely place. La prossima estate, vogghiu iri a Roma, e alora a Sicilia.

it's too beautiful, and direct flights (for me) from under £40 in January with sleazyjet! X country skiing is free (actually everything was free at half term but I think that was exceptional I only spent ?40 all week!) I just have to learn how to manage dei uomini, and myself!

I still think about moving a lot.

I really liked it Alameda, and the bit about the Elephant I found it v. Stylish and fun. Keep up the good work!

thanks, thanks for reading it and being nice! Agata and the elephant are having adventures of their own, in between bouts of strange men saying 'voule to see a lava cave/grotto/fresco in strange dark alleyway con me?' and me going 'certamente!' instead of 'grazie, preferisco di non . . .'

cosa facciamo questo weekend? took my hangover to the gym and have been tidying and cleaning alllllll day. Last ever il commissario Montalbano stasera :'(

oh look it is le le quindici meno venti!

Ciao a tutti! Alameda, vui aviti assagiu minni di virgini? Cakes for St Agatha, beeeautiful!

Oggi, DD2 prova la fari male, perque lunedi in PE hannu a fari the Scottish country dancing 'Mamma, nun mi piace, nun vogghiu ballu con un ragazzo!' (allora, nun me preoccuparmi di the boyfriend!) Alora, alla fine, DS1, DD2 and DS2 e DS3 accuminizaranu ballavanu The Gay Gordons (si, davvero, vui imaginaritu in a high school!) attornu a the living room, making fun of how you dance when you are fourteen and you don't want to touch the boy next to you! Mi penso que aviavu vidiri con tu occhi, ma, mamma mia, molto molto comicu E povero DD2, faccia cosa GRRR ma prova nun ridiri.

E mi soru is having a girl :) (Dio, perdonami, pregati e nun bambino.)

Oh, e sono 9 e cinque.

it sounds like you have too much fun in your house! La mia casa the scene of molto trauma ieri perche clearing skiploads of stuff so builders and heating engineers (ahhh, central heating, at last!) and window people can get in

Ma una bimba, how lovely, quando? Come your adopted boy con tutto? Tutto a posto?

Yikes sono le dieci meno cinque, minchia, vado alle dieci e dove my boots since I tidied up?

Ah, such mess! I hope there's not too much to put up with!

Siiii, nui piaciamu ballare su casa, sta mattina 'Money Maker' Those big daft boys of mine as well, they really cannot dance Sugnu troppo vechiu di chiddu!

Mmm, iddu e arrabiato, doli, ammarazzi. C'amev a diri? She is due March.

Hello

At the OP's request, we've moved this to Other Subjects so it doesn't fall down the Chat black hole.

Sono le 20 e 56 e sto guardando i cinque candidati alle primarie del centro sinistra italiano.

Ma devo andare a mettere i bambini a letto... ciao!

buongiorno, thanks rowan

what is happening Franca? I tried to show an interest in the regional elections in Sicily but everyone seemed to have other things on their mind

and F writes every day saying he loves me, I am in his heart and mind forever, when can we see each other again etc it's very sweet but also something to have a mild mental breakdown over. A bit much after three days? I don't think I like infatuations, they make me anxious, although his body is incredible. Like a god. HELP!

can you help me say that to him in Italian?