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I was making a sock monkey and it went wrong, so so wrong...

135 replies

tabulahrasa · 23/12/2011 19:47

I'm not an arty crafty person, so I expected it to be a bit wrong, but this takes it to a whole other level of wrongness.

It's for my 10 yr old nephew's Christmas Confused I thought I'd finished it last night (bar the eyes), until I picked it up and looked at it.

Like I said, I'm not good at this stuff, but my nephew had asked me to make it after I'd made one at a class, for his birthday in September - I didn't have time and bless him he never even asked what had happened to it, so I thought, I'll do it for Christmas.

So, um, behold... The worst sock monkey ever Blush

OP posts:
SparklyGingerbreadMuffin · 23/12/2011 21:02
  • holly - not jolly!!!
VeronicaSpeedwell · 23/12/2011 21:03

Hahahahahaha. I am nearly crying here.

agedknees · 23/12/2011 21:03

Your sock monkey made my dd cry.......

with laughter.

Lets name the monkey.
Biggus diccus

Ismeyes · 23/12/2011 21:07

That is the best sock monkey, made me snort!

debka · 23/12/2011 21:09

OP I love you Xmas Grin

PishWife · 23/12/2011 21:10

Thank you, thank you, thank you, OP Xmas Grin

I think there might be a market for these, you know...

southeastastra · 23/12/2011 21:11

my eyes!!

Onemorning · 23/12/2011 21:12

As soon as I work out how to do it, I'm going to change my name in its' honour.

EduStuckUpTheChimney · 23/12/2011 21:12

Weeping, I'm actually weeping Xmas Grin He needs a lady-monkey-friend!

5inthebed · 23/12/2011 21:16

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "wank sock" Grin

flapjack77 · 23/12/2011 21:18

That's made my day op, thank you for sharing Xmas Grin

BrassMonkeyBaubles · 23/12/2011 21:20

Just take off his head and re attach the other way round. All will be well. Xmas Grin

BlueBallsandBaubles · 23/12/2011 21:24

That's ok, all's forgiven. The picture conpletely made up for my thread expectations

BlueBallsandBaubles · 23/12/2011 21:24

That should obviously say completely

1973magpie · 23/12/2011 21:26

Thank you so much OP, that's the best laugh I've had in ages Grin, and I too think cock monkey should live on, have you got more socks to restart another for DN?

herbietea · 23/12/2011 21:42

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MoTeaVate · 23/12/2011 21:44

MN could auction it for charity maybe? Grin

BramblyHedge · 23/12/2011 21:49

Oh god, I did that at school. I made a stuffed duck which could lick its own behind after I attached the head back to front. I was in hysterics and my teacher found it less funny.

Pantofino · 23/12/2011 22:16

hahahahahaha!

MNHQ
OliviaSeaBornInAMangerMumsnet · 23/12/2011 22:36

hhmm, which charity would want to benefit from stuffed toy porn a lovely sockmonkey!?

CreamolaFoamless · 23/12/2011 22:38

@ agedknees *
Lets name the monkey.
Biggus diccus*

He must surely be christened Spunky the Monkey Xmas Grin

habbibu · 23/12/2011 22:43

Oh, my eyes! I am weeping with laughter here. Not helped by the fact that I've just read Brambly's post as "made a stuffed dick"...

SanTEEClaus · 23/12/2011 22:44

OMG those cacti!!!

Sidge · 23/12/2011 22:44

Gosh he's a limp chimp isn't he?

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OliviaSeaBornInAMangerMumsnet · 23/12/2011 22:48

Nb I shall move out of chat to other subject for now so it doesn't get deleted
Xmas Grin