I was making a sock monkey and it went wrong, so so wrong...

[tabulahrasa]

I'm not an arty crafty person, so I expected it to be a bit wrong, but this takes it to a whole other level of wrongness.

It's for my 10 yr old nephew's Christmas I thought I'd finished it last night (bar the eyes), until I picked it up and looked at it.

Like I said, I'm not good at this stuff, but my nephew had asked me to make it after I'd made one at a class, for his birthday in September - I didn't have time and bless him he never even asked what had happened to it, so I thought, I'll do it for Christmas.

So, um, behold... The worst sock monkey ever

• holly - not jolly!!!

Hahahahahaha. I am nearly crying here.

Your sock monkey made my dd cry.......

with laughter.

Lets name the monkey.
Biggus diccus

That is the best sock monkey, made me snort!

OP I love you

Thank you, thank you, thank you, OP

I think there might be a market for these, you know...

my eyes!!

As soon as I work out how to do it, I'm going to change my name in its' honour.

Weeping, I'm actually weeping He needs a lady-monkey-friend!

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "wank sock"

That's made my day op, thank you for sharing

Just take off his head and re attach the other way round. All will be well.

That's ok, all's forgiven. The picture conpletely made up for my thread expectations

That should obviously say completely

Thank you so much OP, that's the best laugh I've had in ages , and I too think cock monkey should live on, have you got more socks to restart another for DN?

MN could auction it for charity maybe?

Oh god, I did that at school. I made a stuffed duck which could lick its own behind after I attached the head back to front. I was in hysterics and my teacher found it less funny.

hahahahahaha!

hhmm, which charity would want to benefit from stuffed toy porn a lovely sockmonkey!?

@ agedknees *
Lets name the monkey.
Biggus diccus*

He must surely be christened Spunky the Monkey

Oh, my eyes! I am weeping with laughter here. Not helped by the fact that I've just read Brambly's post as "made a stuffed dick"...

OMG those cacti!!!

Gosh he's a limp chimp isn't he?

Nb I shall move out of chat to other subject for now so it doesn't get deleted