I'm not an arty crafty person, so I expected it to be a bit wrong, but this takes it to a whole other level of wrongness.
It's for my 10 yr old nephew's Christmas 
I thought I'd finished it last night (bar the eyes), until I picked it up and looked at it.
Like I said, I'm not good at this stuff, but my nephew had asked me to make it after I'd made one at a class, for his birthday in September - I didn't have time and bless him he never even asked what had happened to it, so I thought, I'll do it for Christmas.
So, um, behold... The worst sock monkey ever 