I was making a sock monkey and it went wrong, so so wrong...

[tabulahrasa]

I'm not an arty crafty person, so I expected it to be a bit wrong, but this takes it to a whole other level of wrongness.

It's for my 10 yr old nephew's Christmas I thought I'd finished it last night (bar the eyes), until I picked it up and looked at it.

Like I said, I'm not good at this stuff, but my nephew had asked me to make it after I'd made one at a class, for his birthday in September - I didn't have time and bless him he never even asked what had happened to it, so I thought, I'll do it for Christmas.

So, um, behold... The worst sock monkey ever

at the clowns. What were they thinking??

omg -the Clown cactus!

I think he should go to Aardman for an animated porn part!
He's brilliant and I want one just like him!

Oh so funny!!

I can see a whole new career for you, should you want it. How many people would pay for one of these?

That is fucking brilliant!

cock cactii

oh my god - he actually has pubic stubble.

Oh dear God.

You could have just invented yourself a whole new cottage industry.

ahahahahaha

I think I love you,Tabulahrasa.

You have to keep it for his 18th birthday party.

I'm afraid I've reported this thread.

It's in Chat and it will disappear so I've asked for classics as I need to keep this picture for the shit days

I did too Cother

So MNT could come and look

HAHAHAHAH!!! Sooo funny!!

thats so fab in a wierd and wonderful way.made my evening

can't. actually. breathe.

Do NOT take it apart.

I'll buy a MN raffle ticket to win it. Cock Monkey must live on.

Hilarious, will now have to go and read cactus thread. This reminds me of someone (not sure who's) ds made something (can't remember what) out of clay and it looked like a massive penis.

cactii are on this thread further up

is all i can manage!

They are indeed some errrr ...... clowns that should be happy with themselves

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Cock Monkey rocks!

liveinazoo calls it "the pleased to see you monkey"

love it

That is utterly brilliant! I'm laughing so much...

Ah sorry baubles it isn't a thread, just a pic I googled after tabulah reminded me of an email I was sent once, am also a primary teacher and we like to share the fuck ups joy

A lovely teacher at my own school once made Christmas candle pictures with her class. There were two big sprigs of jolly either side of the candle and she unfortunately backed them in pink paper and stuck them to the window.

It looked like thirty cocks with hairy balls all lined up in rows

That is the best cock monkey I have ever seen.

and those clowns