Who's been called a troll at some point?

[JacksonPollocks]

Just wondering as many people I see claim to have been, is it that widespread?

This thread should be in classics

Trolly, Madly, Deeply

Very good, MrsY

agreed usual

Excellent DrP

DrP brilliant

I agree with usual....

And DrPoliDori........Brilliant.

How do you nominate for classics?

Report and ask ?

Watch they don't think you are reporting Trolls , they might press the big red button instead.

DrP take a bow!

MrsY

oh yeah ,don't mention the trolls .reeling

ladies, ladies, you are too kind!

Thanks for the laughs, night Trolls and non-Trolls.

DrP

I can't believe I clicked on that without thinking It could have been anything

Doc.

Oooops,i just did usual....i do think that taking the wind out of the Trolls sails kind of scuppers the buggers......as it were....

You know...who really gives a shit about knobbers?

As my old Mum says....ignore them and they'll go away.

I'm off to bed now having rescued my rat (long story) but before I go, let me leave you with TrollVita. Good night!

TrollVita

It won't be easy
You'll think I'm strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still have to troll
For no reason at all.
You won't believe me
All you will see
Is some sad act its true
Who has to make up random shit
And post it on here to get you

I had to let it happen
I had to change
Couldn't stay all alone in my flat
Looking out at real people
Staring at a blank screen
So I chose forums
Reading around posting everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
That's when I said fuck it! Troll you!

Don't cry for me there on Mumsnet
The truth is he never left me
I might have wrote it
But it didn't happen
I also didn't
donate a kidney

And as for bun fights and as for flames
I often invited them in
So you'd bitch at each other
it was all I desired!
I'd post illusions
so you'd give me solutions
and would promise me
Your care and attention and time
I fooled you with sock puppetry

Don't cry for me there on Mumsnet

Don't cry for me there on Mumsnet
The truth is he never left me
I might have wrote it
But it didn't happen
I also didn't
donate a kidney

Have I post too much?
There's plenty more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do
Is look at me to know
That not one fucking word was true!

Fantastic

Crikey.....

Babyheave - I am crying with laughter at trollvita -

Oh, babyheave, loving the work!

at trollvita im fucking crying at that and making weird dolphin noises and thats so fucking funny! im gonna wake DD up we have school in the morning i better not..

Babyheave, that is brilliant!