say NO to swearing!

[pregnantteen]

everytime someone swears they should be made to clean the rubbish from the streets! that will teach people!

But you are fifteen and want to buy nappies. Perhaps I have some for sale. Where'd your thread go anyway? I wanted to wave at you. Will have to do it here

So I do know a little of your story......

Having someone married at the age of four or before is definitely sexual abuse you know. Whatever your religion. Unless you live in separate castles and are only allowed to meet at state dinners.

I don't care why you are pregnant - I suspect it's the same reason most people get pregnant - sperm vs egg - the rest is just detail.

Lots of people don't live with their families. If you are looking for support, start a thread about it. But honestly my dear, if you are coming to tell us to stop swearing, you will get very short shrift. Especially when you call us ignorant in your efforts.

It might help if you emtnioned what religion you are before complaining that we don't understand. AFAIK we have catholics, protestants, muslims, sikhs, buddhists and pagans (at least) on here, so we might be able to help.

Right you bunch of...wait for it....WAIT FOR IT....poopheads

Who is going to conga with me? WMMC has just really hurt my feeling by shrugging me off...

do do doooo, c'mon and join the conga, do do doooo, chain across the thread*

*I'm not even pissed and I've had 4 WKD's and a nurofen!

Yeah, okay. But no tickling.

shirley I cannot dance for I have a severe head injury, but I will dance tomorrow and for now you look very pretty jigging across the floor!

(coughs and sings opera Style)

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Is a perfectly goods word and has a long history in the english language. (as does Cunt it was used before it bace the polite name for lady garden)

Now whilst I agree Time and a place an all that. We are all (alomost all) Grown ups on here the kids are in bed and if I wish to have a good Swear so fucking be it!

I have no issue with swearing, and would reserve litter-collecting duties for people who write "u" instead of "you".

And don't ask what we do with those who abuse the noble apostrophe

lets swear together come on :D

oooh, WMMC, I forgot about your poor head.

Actually, there are places where children are married off at 11. It's shocking and dreadful and cruel IMO. Trolling about that kind of stuff is pretty wankerthonarama. Mark you "those places" tend to be tribal area and, as far as I know there aren't usually council houses there.

Still...who knows>!

Or broadband shirley...

lets do the boogi woogie come on quality!!!!!
lets danceeeeeee

no else seems to want to yet im dancing with u mwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

But just look at the solidarity the OP has brought to Mumsnet

Warms your cockles

You beast!

Have one for me while you're in there.

Did the OP fuck off then? Shit wank cunt arse tits.

the time has come to dance!

Y M C A

thats always one that gets everyone dancing on the dancefloor

OH YEAHHHHHHHHH

"boogi woogie"

What fresh Hell is this?

We were quite happy conga-ing thanks very much.

Bloody 15 year olds and their new fangled ways.

This feels apt [groin]

nope the OP didnt
im here!!!!!!!!

lets dance ruthosaurus!!!!!!

im not going anywhere!
come on what happened to the congo? or woteva u called it

haha its amusing
no1 wants to talk now
coz u got no1 to team up on!

Am I to late to join the fucking Conga?

I have Gin if it helps?

are we doing oops upside yer head yet? Fuck, let's dance

What does 'coz u got no1 to team up on!' mean in English.

I would be happy to hear a translation into arabic, french, italian or spanish if that's easier for you?

boogie woogie is in!!!!

come on now ladies!!!!!

whats all this blah blah congo!

get ure high heels on and dance to a bit of flo-rida? or don't UUUUUUUU know wo dat is!!!!!

i quite like the bad writing of my english!!!!!

its called DOING IT BY PURPROSE!!!!!!!

and also i have got a few grades! as i'm on fast track! and i got a 'A' in maths, i am quite the clever one just a bit silly at times!!!!!!!!