Nightmare Incident with Neighbour's Parcel- please sympathise and advise?

[BitOfFun]

I am not having any tea now after The Most Recent Incident

[morningpaper]

gloves on and retrieve label

[BitOfFun]

I can't tell her about the poo, can I? I'm going for water spillage, I think, and an otherwise honest confession.

[brimfull]

just be honest and ask where it's from
If I was neighbour I would laugh..but I would also expect a replacement

[sausagepastie]

it was cheap!

apparently

btw I just googled hideous pouffe

[BitOfFun]

Scotts and Co.

Waaaah, it's going to be that hundred quid one, isn't it?

[JackBauer]

I'm not laughing. Honestly.

You are going to have to throw yourself on her mercy though I'm afraid.

[Northernlurker]

If you say water she will want to see it and then she'll say it's not too bad and you're not to worry and before you know where you are she'll be taking it home for her grandchildren to lick! Tell her about the poo - dead straight face - 'my daughter has a serious medical condition which renders her bowels unpredictable and last night we had an incident with your parcel. I can't believe it's happened, you don't want to know any more than that now who do I make the cheque out too?'

[oldenglishspangles]

what ggirl said.

[differentID]

I think I have found it!!!!!!

is this it?

[sausagepastie]

nawww the side patterns are wrong

could you get away with it?

[Portofino]

I'm obviously totally evil as I would give it a good scrub and a polish and hand it over.....

[pollywollydoodle]

the ILs have one exactly the same...from turkey tho' (and they LOVE it so can't even offer it to you!)

[sausagepastie]

x posts

on mine the red one has these side patterns

same as yours,diffID

it looks like generic radio times catalogue shite nest'ce pas?

[DreamsInBinary]

DifferentID - I think you've done it

[differentID]

you think Sausage? I've compared the photo in a tab next to the product and am flicking between them? Looks very similar, except colourwise?

[LetThereBeRock]

You can't do that Porto.That's vile.

[BitOfFun]

DifferentID- that's it!!

But brown. That's the one.

Or maybe it used to be pink like the one in the link....

How much is it?

[differentID]

£100 BoF.

[Rockbird]

The red one is definitely the same but the side pattern is different on the brown one.

[Northernlurker]

Have you got a spare £100 - or what's the excess on your insurance?

[sausagepastie]

Lol at 'hand tooled' though

someone took ages making that useless item

[chaostrulyreigns]

My friend has 4 of those stool shaped/coloured bean bags in the playroom.

Her DH thought he was been really helpful and ordered them, unwrapped them and positioned them as a nice surprise for her.

Imagine her reaction when she walked in and saw 4 elephant droppings in her beeyootifully-styled colour-coordinated playroom.

[sausagepastie]

Bof it's scotts of stow as per my earlier link don'tcha know

but you seem to get random side patterns. They won't mind.

[IMoveTheStars]

www.ancestralcollections.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product1_20053_-1_62273_11055

[differentID]

I'd call scott's of stow and ask if they have despatched a parcel to your neoighbours. explain what has happened, see if they can help.