mumsnet-o-matic

[TheBalladofGayTony]

inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS

SHOCK DISCOVERY: MUMSNET ENTIRELY COMPOSED BY 5 HAIRY MEN FROM SHED IN KETTERING.

merrily rofling at this thread, btw

CHILDREN RUNNING AROUND RESTAURANT CAUSE WOMAN TO DRESS UP AS HORSE

AIBU to sack my au pair for having bumsex with a penguin in a disabled parking space?

COD SIGHTINGS INCREASE; AIBU OT GVIE KISD FISH FNIGERS FOR TAE?

GLARING PENGUIN FLOUNCES ON WAY TO GREGGS; BUYS "NICE HAM" IN WAITROSE INSTEAD.

MAN'S INTERNATIONAL EXPEDITION TO FIND HIMSELF FAILS DUE TO LACK OF PHONE SIGNAL-WIFE SAYS HE COULDN'T ARRANGE A TRIP OVER THE NAUGHTY STEP

WOMEN WEEP AS SHEEP ASK FOR UGGS BACK

NEW BANK HOLIDAY TO BE CALLED BUMSEX FRIDAY

KEEP YOUR FROTTAGE FOR THE COTTAGE SAY CAMPERS

MUMSNET DO-IT-YOURSELF LADYGARDEN HAIRCUT: SHARE YOUR PICTURES HERE

I am still laughing at Pixie 16:07

absolute MN

BODEN CLAD, FRUITSHOOT SWILLING MUM FOILS RAID AT GREGGS SAUSAGE ROLL PLANT

MOONCUP DETERMINED AS MURDER WEAPON IN THREAD KILLER CASE

JUDGEY PANTS SELL OUT AFTER WOMAN SPOTTED FEEDING 5 MONTH OLD FROM JAR

GORDON BROWN WEARS JEGGINGS OVER 40: DAILY MAIL LINK