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mumsnet-o-matic

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TheBalladofGayTony · 30/09/2009 14:37

inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS

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TheBalladofGayTony · 30/09/2009 17:05

DOES MY FANJO LOOK BIG IN THIS MOONCUP

pmsl @ sgb

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blushingm · 30/09/2009 17:13

G A : GREGGS ANONYMOUS..................MOTHERS SECRETLY MEETING FOR SNACKS AND CHAT

seeker · 30/09/2009 17:18

WOMAN NAMES TWINS EMILY AND JACK. "THE MOST SHOCKING CASE I HAVE EVER WORKED ON" SAYS SOCIAL WORKER 'THESE CHILDREN WILL NEED YEARS OF COUNSELLING TO ESTABLISH THEIR IDENTITIES'

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:03

CATH KIDSTON TATTOOED MY NORKS WITH TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE: ALESHA DIXON BLAMED

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:06

RUPERT CAMPBELL-CACK: ADRIAN CHILES LINED UP FOR ROLE IN TV REMAKE OF COOPER CLASSIC. Miriam Margolyes to play Helen.

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:09

DEAD GUINEA PIG WAS FORCE-FED HARIBO, PICKLED IN FROOTSHOOT SAYS RSPCA INSPECTOR

OmicronPersei8 · 30/09/2009 18:11
Grin
StillSquiffy · 30/09/2009 18:13

TECHIE VACCINATED MY KIDS WITH BODEN; THEY'RE BANNED FROM THE WEDDING RECEPTION

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:19

EAGERLY AWAITED SWINE FLU BARBIE HITS STORES IN TIME FOR XMAS. Also assists in 4th birthday present dilemmas

Themasterandmargaritas · 30/09/2009 18:21

GORDON BROWN STORMS OUT OF LIVE WEBCHAT; 'THEY JUST KEPT ASKING ME IF I WAS A MOLDIE'

MamaGoblin · 30/09/2009 18:23

BABY-LED WEANING GAVE MY SCHOOL RUN DRESS CANCER!

CUNextTuesday · 30/09/2009 18:30

this thread is my new spiritual home

'CUNT' RECLAIMED: TfL LOST PROPERTY RELIEVED TO LOCATE ORIGINAL OWNER

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TheBalladofGayTony · 30/09/2009 19:46

RESEARCH FINDS WOHM MORE LIKELY TO RESORT TO TUNA PASTA BAKE

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nymphadora · 30/09/2009 20:14

LOL at Gordan Brown the moldie!

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TheBalladofGayTony · 30/09/2009 20:25

pmsl - gordon would love to be a moldie

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funtimewincies · 30/09/2009 20:37

IS MY MOONCUP GIFTED AND TALENTED?

MrsMerryHenry · 30/09/2009 20:48

MANNY WITH NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY FORCES MISSING PENGUIN TO CUT OWN HAIR: PUSHCHAIR SHED BLAMED

seeker · 30/09/2009 20:52

'I DON'T THINK MY MOONCUP IS BEING CHALLENGED"

FimboFortunaFeet · 30/09/2009 20:55

A MUMSNETTER AGREES SHE IS INDEED BEING UNREASONABLE, MUMSNET CRASHES BECAUSE OF THIS RARITY.

seeker · 30/09/2009 20:56

"MUMSNETTER FOUND TO HAVE AVERAGE CHILD"

goodbook · 30/09/2009 21:16

MUMSNET FLOUNCER RETURNS: DESPERATE FOR WEDDING OUTFIT ADVICE

FimboFortunaFeet · 30/09/2009 21:22

JUSTINE ROBERTS AND BRENDAN COLE WIN STRICTLY COME DANCING

BrigitBigKnickers · 30/09/2009 23:12

GOOGLE BROUGHT TO A STANDSTILL OVER DRAGONBUTTER HITS

MARKS AND SPENCER CASH IN ON RESULTS OF SHOCK SURVEY : WOMAN PREFER BIG KNICKERS

BrigitBigKnickers · 30/09/2009 23:13

Sorry should say "WOMEN PREFER BIG KNICKERS"

BrigitBigKnickers · 30/09/2009 23:17

THREAD KILLER RECIEVES LIFE SENTENCE