mumsnet-o-matic

[TheBalladofGayTony]

inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS

DOES MY FANJO LOOK BIG IN THIS MOONCUP

pmsl @ sgb

G A : GREGGS ANONYMOUS..................MOTHERS SECRETLY MEETING FOR SNACKS AND CHAT

WOMAN NAMES TWINS EMILY AND JACK. "THE MOST SHOCKING CASE I HAVE EVER WORKED ON" SAYS SOCIAL WORKER 'THESE CHILDREN WILL NEED YEARS OF COUNSELLING TO ESTABLISH THEIR IDENTITIES'

CATH KIDSTON TATTOOED MY NORKS WITH TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE: ALESHA DIXON BLAMED

RUPERT CAMPBELL-CACK: ADRIAN CHILES LINED UP FOR ROLE IN TV REMAKE OF COOPER CLASSIC. Miriam Margolyes to play Helen.

DEAD GUINEA PIG WAS FORCE-FED HARIBO, PICKLED IN FROOTSHOOT SAYS RSPCA INSPECTOR

TECHIE VACCINATED MY KIDS WITH BODEN; THEY'RE BANNED FROM THE WEDDING RECEPTION

EAGERLY AWAITED SWINE FLU BARBIE HITS STORES IN TIME FOR XMAS. Also assists in 4th birthday present dilemmas

GORDON BROWN STORMS OUT OF LIVE WEBCHAT; 'THEY JUST KEPT ASKING ME IF I WAS A MOLDIE'

BABY-LED WEANING GAVE MY SCHOOL RUN DRESS CANCER!

this thread is my new spiritual home

'CUNT' RECLAIMED: TfL LOST PROPERTY RELIEVED TO LOCATE ORIGINAL OWNER

RESEARCH FINDS WOHM MORE LIKELY TO RESORT TO TUNA PASTA BAKE

LOL at Gordan Brown the moldie!

pmsl - gordon would love to be a moldie

IS MY MOONCUP GIFTED AND TALENTED?

MANNY WITH NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY FORCES MISSING PENGUIN TO CUT OWN HAIR: PUSHCHAIR SHED BLAMED

'I DON'T THINK MY MOONCUP IS BEING CHALLENGED"

A MUMSNETTER AGREES SHE IS INDEED BEING UNREASONABLE, MUMSNET CRASHES BECAUSE OF THIS RARITY.

"MUMSNETTER FOUND TO HAVE AVERAGE CHILD"

MUMSNET FLOUNCER RETURNS: DESPERATE FOR WEDDING OUTFIT ADVICE

JUSTINE ROBERTS AND BRENDAN COLE WIN STRICTLY COME DANCING

GOOGLE BROUGHT TO A STANDSTILL OVER DRAGONBUTTER HITS

MARKS AND SPENCER CASH IN ON RESULTS OF SHOCK SURVEY : WOMAN PREFER BIG KNICKERS

Sorry should say "WOMEN PREFER BIG KNICKERS"

THREAD KILLER RECIEVES LIFE SENTENCE