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Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁

787 replies

DailyMaui · 21/04/2022 19:50

So they have closed the road I live on to resurface it. It will be closed for the next two nights. We’ve had multiple letters from the council, there have been signs up for at least a month and yesterday they painted NO PARKING THURSDAY AND FRIDAY all over the road.

8 cars are still parked there with 15 minutes to go until resurfacing begins. One of the cars is right outside my house and when I saw them out the window, I tried to explain to the two women (looking like they were off for an evening in town) that they were probably not going to be able to get their car until morning but they told me to fuck off!

The road is lorry central, a guy is taking pictures of the remaining cars… it’s all go here.

Anyone know what they do? Do they just resurface round the cars? Tow them away? Do they get brutal? There’s a fair few annoyed looking men in hi-vis walking up and down! Should I get wine and a comfy viewing position?

😉

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Booklover3 · 22/04/2022 20:45

😂

Ilikewinter · 22/04/2022 20:45

This is my best Friday night in ages 😂😂, wonder if they have to pay to get their cars back?

Trudij123 · 22/04/2022 20:46

This just gets better and better - @DailyMaui my DP and I LOVE you 😂😂

ThatsGoingToHurt · 22/04/2022 20:46

This is epic!

pussycatlickinglollyices · 22/04/2022 20:46

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 20:38

I can’t keep up. Two men have just come to get their car. They are very kissed off that car is no longer here. Car has FUCKED OFF.

"Dude, where's my car?"

BotterMon · 22/04/2022 20:47

Oh my goodness - we have a second night of fun. Not sure my heart can cope with the excitement. Those two who turned up to....no car - classic 😂

Bobbybobbins · 22/04/2022 20:48

Best. Parking. Thread. Ever!

SouperNoodle · 22/04/2022 20:49

Those guys looks so annoyed 😂 maybe next time THEY'LL LEARN TO READ THE SIGNS

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 20:50

PriamFarrl · 22/04/2022 20:44

Have you gone out to tell them?

Those dudes?

They way too cool to get vex by this.

They slope up the road like losing a posh Audi is peng, innit. Wicked like.

(my teens are upstairs clenching all orifices as they can FEEL this embarrassing post in their bones)

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Booklover3 · 22/04/2022 20:50

😂

WiddlinDiddlin · 22/04/2022 20:51

OP please take donkey sized dog (i used to have a donkey dog. I miss her, she was vast!) for a walk and casually ask the hi-viz peeps if cars are being dumped a few streets over or impounded?

Send brother to ask lost boys what they're looking for... I just want to know what the fuck they're thinking and how they failed to note the road closure!

HemanOrSheRa · 22/04/2022 20:51

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 20:38

I can’t keep up. Two men have just come to get their car. They are very kissed off that car is no longer here. Car has FUCKED OFF.

Ooops. Haha! Mind you, this was me a couple of years ago. The road outside ours was resurfaced. They put letters through the doors of the houses but not our small block of 9 flats. No signage when I got home from work at about 2pm. I didn't go out again until the following morning to go to work. It was absolute mayhem with full on road work activity and lots of men in high viz and my car was GONE! I had to sheepishly track down someone who looked important (with a clipboard). They'd lifted my car (and others who'd been caught out) into the next road.

N0RKS · 22/04/2022 20:51

Thank you
thank you
thank you

NoWordForFluffy · 22/04/2022 20:52

pussycatlickinglollyices · 22/04/2022 20:46

"Dude, where's my car?"

Sweet!

Maydaysoonenough · 22/04/2022 20:52

Have you ever experienced something absolutely not where you left it? It really does take the brain (or maybe just mine!?) a while to take it in!
Came home one night and completely still locked reptile viv was empty... Stood for ages just digesting that information!

Ilikewinter · 22/04/2022 20:53

This is my best Friday night in ages 😂😂, wonder if they have to pay to get their cars back?

coffeeneeded · 22/04/2022 20:55

This is excellent. I had my car towed once in a similar circumstance. I felt dead stupid as I had missed the signs. They towed it to a car park, luckily I found it before I had to pay a parking ticket.

Good work OP

WiddlinDiddlin · 22/04/2022 20:56

Im going to run out of Easter Egg shortly... pft, why are there no snacks in my house!

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 20:56

Fourth car … is fucking off.

These guys are like a machine. No sleep til Brooklyn. Or Dead Street.

Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁
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PinkBackpack · 22/04/2022 20:56

Bet those two blokes had the posh car

NormalForNuneaton · 22/04/2022 20:57

That photo of the 2 guys standing by a space where their car was is class 😂

Wouldn't you just love to hear what they're saying

RandomMess · 22/04/2022 20:57

I am concerned by how entertaining I'm finding this!

NoisyBrain · 22/04/2022 20:57

If it wasn't a good 25 minute walk to that part of town I would SO be there with popcorn right now @DailyMaui Grin

ScrambledSmegs · 22/04/2022 20:58

Maydaysoonenough · 22/04/2022 20:52

Have you ever experienced something absolutely not where you left it? It really does take the brain (or maybe just mine!?) a while to take it in!
Came home one night and completely still locked reptile viv was empty... Stood for ages just digesting that information!

OMFG where was it? WHAT was it? Did you find it? Did you work out how it got out?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

RagzRebooted · 22/04/2022 20:58

They're moving the cars pretty quickly so they can't be taking them far.