Groomsman pulled up the sister of the groom for a dance. She repeatedly said no and explained she didn’t know what to do as she’d never danced with anyone before and was very shy and embarrassed. Totally scarlett, shaking her head and he’s trying to drag her out her seat. Mother of the groom told her off and said she was to dance with the “nice man” and stop being so rude. He was really drunk but managed to refrain from getting handsy although the poor girl looked really uncomfortable. Midway through he exposed himself to her (intentionally but drunkenly). Like just stood in front of her and pulled up his kilt and stood there proud as punch. Says something like “what you’ve never danced with a fella before?! Come off it! Next you’re gonna tell me you’ve not seen one of THESE before either” and just sort of waves it around.
She was white as a sheet and frozen to the spot. Bridesmaids run over saying “WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!” and almost forming a human shield around her. Chief bridesmaid drags her out the room and sits her down outside.
Bunch of Groomsmen stood laughing their heads off, congratulating willy waving Groomsman.
Bridesmaids shouting “you should be ashamed of yourselves. You’re disgusting! You stupid fuckers etc!”
Groom comes over, not even angry just in shock and says “did you just flash my little sister?!”
Bunch of “she’s not that little”, “she may be your sister, but she’s not mine” “bro you’re sister is FIT” comments from the groomsmen etc.
And then the bombshell.
“MY SISTER IS THIRTEEN YOU DICKHEAD”
I’ve never seen a group of men lose all their colour so fast. The atmosphere just changed in a second.
To make matters worse, he then just kept trying to find her and apologise for the rest of the night and sort of “befriend her” and the poor girl kept avoiding eye contact and looked like she wanted the ground to swallow her up. She was blaming herself as it was her first time wearing makeup and an expensive dress and thought she’d encouraged it through that. The weirdest thing was that her parents didn’t really react at all to be honest. You’d think they’d have punched him! The face off between the bridesmaids and groomsmen was a sight to behold. The whole night it kept kicking back off...the men trying to say she looked older than her age and the women saying it’s no excuse, there’s no justification etc. Often think of that poor kid and hope wasn’t put off men for life!