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What drama have you witnessed at a wedding?

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mamastillnotgotit · 30/11/2020 17:38

I've been watching a lot of tv in recent months and there is always a lot of drama at weddings. Fights, declarations of love, speaking now instead of forever holding peace, has anyone ever seen any drama unfold at a wedding?

Name changed for this. I've seen a man at a wedding get very drunk and touch up one woman, get punched by the partner and then do something similar to another woman and get punched again. He was a groomsman.

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lyralalala · 30/11/2020 21:20

*one for his

wigglerose · 30/11/2020 21:21

None. I clearly know the wrong people.

BeenThereDoneThat3 · 30/11/2020 21:30

I’m just here to (not) mark this thread for later reading.....

Clearly I’ve led a sheltered life. Grin

ashleigh1993 · 30/11/2020 21:32

Short version my drunk FIL decided to shove my drunk brother who he'd been winding up all day and said well I'm a better dad than yours is. I showed up for my kids wedding. Lead to a fight that was broken up by pitting FIL in his hotel room which he then broke the window lock climbed out of headed for my brother again so his middle son (BIL who I went to school with who is a security guard) push him away. He fell over a plant pot down a muddy slope. Was taken by police back to his house a good 40 minute drive away. He walked back and slept on a bench outside the hotel cos he didn't want to miss the breakfast that came with his room. Needless to say most awkward breakfast ever and still 3years on is not forgiven. He did apologise made a load of promises mainly I'll stop drinking and didn't even last a week.

PyongyangKipperbang · 30/11/2020 21:39

@Leaannb

Sorry to come back to this but are the groom and his step sister together now?! What happened with the marriage?

SOOOO many questions!

Guineapigbridge · 30/11/2020 21:52

We went to a lavish 10 year 'vow renewal' involving $$$$$ big bucks $$$$$. The groom in his speech told the assembled guests in excruciating detail about the fights the couple had had, including one where she'd cut up all his clothes with scissors.
They bitterly divorced less than a year later.

CityCommuter · 30/11/2020 21:57

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Guineapigbridge · 30/11/2020 21:58

I went to another one which was really awkward. The bride threw the bouquet over her shoulder and it fell to the floor. No-one wanted to pick it up, it stayed on the ground. Lots of mumbling "I don't want to get married" or "fuck that, I'm not desperate"
Funny in hindsight but at the time you could cut the atmosphere with a knife!

Icenii · 30/11/2020 22:02

My stepson, early 20s, got drunk and vomited on the table, on the brides phone. His mum was not impressed. I wasn't there, but his brother got a lot of joy telling us about it!

keeprocking · 30/11/2020 22:06

I'm so jealous, what a boring life I've lead, I must go and find some rougher friends and family! Having said that we weren't invited to a couple of family weddings because the mother's name was always prefixed with Bloody by my Dad, as in Bloodt Mildred.

DianaT1969 · 30/11/2020 22:07

This thread is good fodder for the Daily Fail. I expect to see some of these stories picked up by a lazy journo in about 4 days.

jrb123 · 30/11/2020 22:08

Friend is a vicar and was engaged to carry out a wedding ceremony at a remote rural barn. All of the many, many locals and family members had been invited, the barn was beautifully decorated, the caterers contracted and the weather glorious. But when she had her pre-nuptial chat with the couple before the ceremony, vicar friend discovered that they didn’t have a wedding license. Didn’t even know such a thing was necessary, apparently. She explained that there was no way she could marry them or even pretend to marry them as it’s against the law. But all of the guests were gathered and waiting for the ceremony and the couple were distraught, having planned this wedding for months. So she improvised a blessing ceremony, without ever mentioning the words ‘wedding’ or ‘marriage’ and most of the guests didn’t notice a thing. The couple were officially married a few weeks later, once the license had been obtained.

XmasBauble · 30/11/2020 22:10

My own wedding. A few little things from my parents that aren't drama but led to embarrassing comments from guests who felt sorry for me.

My dad's speech (written by my mum) was all about how wonderful DH is, no mention of me.

My mum glared at any guests who dared to drink alcohol as she thinks it's a sin.

My mum made a big show out of walking out of the reception when a magician started to perform, because it's the devil's work.

My mum told me repeatedly in front of guests how ugly I looked, kept looking at me pulling sad faces etc.

TeenyTinyDustinHoffman · 30/11/2020 22:10

Wedding of two Evangelical Christians. (Strictly no sex before marriage sort).
Father of the bride's speech went on about how well his youngest had done marrying a man of faith and keeping her Christian principles, unlike some people. (Looks at his older daughter quite pointedly).
Older daughter then points out that her sister was, in fact, about five months pregnant (only just starting to show, not obvious under the dress but I expect some were just politely ignoring it) at this point so that she and the groom hadn't been THAT fucking Christian, have they, dad?

Groom gets very upset at that point as he had not, apparently, had sex with his new wife yet. Not one but two of the groomsmen stepped forward in a proper "No I'm Spartacus/was shagging your fiancée" fashion.
Hell of a day.

PamDenick · 30/11/2020 22:11

See- THAT'S a nice story jrb123

Lucyccfc68 · 30/11/2020 22:14

The police (about 20 of them) turned up in the foyer of a wedding venue. Mother of the bride had had a few to drink and asked the Sergeant if they were the strippers. Rumours flew round the venue that the police were there to arrest someone. The bride had to go and make an announcement to stop the rumours. It was election night and about 10 BNP supporters were in the pub over the road, so the police were just checking the wedding venue to make sure everything was ok.

Later on in the evening the bride had to throw out a very drunk female guest who had been accusing people of stealing her bag. She was drunk and had lost it. She came back about an hour later (still hammered drunk) and the police were checking the venue again. She started shouting and screaming at the police so they arrested her.

After the election count, some very cheeky councillors and their supporters tried to gate crash the wedding venue for a late drink. The bride chucked the Tory councillor and his pals out and let the Labour lot stay.

ElementalIllusion · 30/11/2020 22:17

I was a bridesmaid in a wedding where the bride's best friend decided to have cold feet about walking down the aisle right before we were supposed to go in and she refused,
she had form for attention seeking behaviour so we just ignored her and went in without her.
(the bride was entering from a different area so she didn't know about it until later)
Granted it probably wasn't the nicest thing to do just leaving her, but the other bridesmaid and I didn't really get on very well with her and we just couldn't be asked with the drama.

The Bridesmaid never came into the ceremony and her 5 year old who was also in the wedding was just left to be looked after by the mother of the bride.

It turned out the wedding planner had put her into a side room.
When I and the other bridesmaid went in to talk to her after the ceremony she just sat there staring at the floor and wouldn't talk to us.
So we just left her to it.
She didn't even come out for the wedding breakfast, again her 5 year old was left to be looked after and entertained by everyone else at their table.

Several hours after the ceremony the bridesmaid had apparently been sat alone in the room the whole time crying and talking to someone on her phone.
A mutual friend commented and we decided to go and say something to her, mainly about the fact that everyone was looking after her child.
She was sat talking on her phone, my friend said: "do you know everyone is having to take it in turns to look after [your child]?"
she then dramatically demanded the child be brought to her, so we did just that, and she took the child and just left without saying a word.

Two and a half, maybe three hours later she was suddenly back, changed out of her bridesmaid dress with a fresh face of makeup and acting as if none of it happened, it was so strange, she proceeded to act completely normal for the rest of the night and we all just thought she was a dick, I'm pretty sure the other bridesmaid did say something to her but she just said she was "under a lot of stress" and nothing else.

She checked out of the hotel very early the next morning before anyone saw her.
She sent the bride a text message apologising for what she did, she said she had "a lot going on and would explain everything another time", she wished her a good honeymoon and then never spoke to her again... Literally.
The bride spent years trying to get back in contact with her, contacting her family and other friends but she received nothing but silence back.
They had been best friends for 16 years, she was like family to her child and the bridesmaid messed up and then just ignored her forever.

Eventually, she gave up and just left it but she was absolutely devastated and tbh I think she is still upset about losing her friend and not knowing why.
It's been 9 years and no one has heard from her since the wedding.

Comtesse · 30/11/2020 22:17

One of the guests (female) was mega pissed at 5am, screeching and carrying on, police were called, she was fighting and then got arrested and taken off to dry out. Woke up half the hotel. That was a laugh Confused

rosegoldivy · 30/11/2020 22:18

Shamelessly placemarking to read later 🤣

gottakeeponmovin · 30/11/2020 22:18

@Hailtomyteeth I don't get yours either. Every wedding I've ever been to the bride or groom has pictures with their siblings, their parents and then their siblings and parents. How is that inappropriate? If my MIL has one up of my husband and his sister at my wedding and I'm not in it I would have no problem with that at all. Everyone's dressed up and looks nice so it's a great opportunity for a photo of your kids together

FortunesFave · 30/11/2020 22:21

Much less dramatic than many of these...but at my sister's registry office wedding, she and my BIL started laughing...and they couldn't stop. This was during their vows...they had that awful, stomach-aching hysteria and were doubled up. It spread throughout the room and the entire audience were in the same state. The registrar was getting quite stressed and kept saying "This is a solemn occasion!" and that just made it worse. It took ages to die down.

lyralalala · 30/11/2020 22:23

@keeprocking

I'm so jealous, what a boring life I've lead, I must go and find some rougher friends and family! Having said that we weren't invited to a couple of family weddings because the mother's name was always prefixed with Bloody by my Dad, as in Bloodt Mildred.
The two worst weddings for drama I've been too, that I think would be too outing, were the poshest weddings I've ever been to.

A friend who works in a hotel says the posher the wedding the nastier the fight in her experience.

PyongyangKipperbang · 30/11/2020 22:24

[quote gottakeeponmovin]@Hailtomyteeth I don't get yours either. Every wedding I've ever been to the bride or groom has pictures with their siblings, their parents and then their siblings and parents. How is that inappropriate? If my MIL has one up of my husband and his sister at my wedding and I'm not in it I would have no problem with that at all. Everyone's dressed up and looks nice so it's a great opportunity for a photo of your kids together [/quote]
I get it.

Its MY SPESHUL DAY!!!!!!

I rather suspect that she doesnt get on with a single member of her husbands family and refers to him as "MY husband" in front of them rather than by his name.

Can you tell I know someone just like this?!

Al1langdownthecleghole · 30/11/2020 22:26

FIL rewrote family history in his speech at his step-daughters wedding.

It was the final straw for DH & he hasn’t spoken to him since.

Russell19 · 30/11/2020 22:29

@Hailtomyteeth my MIL has a picture of my husband and his sister (her children) at my wedding framed in her house. It was taken by our photographer and I just think it's a lovely photo.

People can have photos at your wedding without you in them.