Thug cat part 3. Unbidden guests are often welcomest when they are gone.

[Grumpyoldpersonwithcats]

Since the second thread has now been promoted to 'classics' here is part three.
Links (hopefully) to the first and second threads below

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TC is clearly suitably impressed by his fame

@AnneKipanki

🤣🤣🤣so clever, AK

[quote Sweetpea1532]@AlfonsoTheTerrible

You keep coming up with dubious plots for TC....are you a writer for DCI Banks?[/quote]
I am sworn to secrecy.

@AlfonsoTheTerrible
Well played!

When I used the yellow thing later in the day there was no evidence of tampering - but as we all know TC plays a long game.
In terms of my NDN on the other side, TC provides a very useful service. He's my go-to to blame for the cat crap in their garden. I feel I have to get something out of my relationship with TC

Also @Sweetpea1532
I think it's TC that is stalking us rather than the other way round. I'm merely gathering evidence for when it becomes necessary.

You would miss TC if he wasn’t there though. Imagine being able to just open windows and doors as you please or use whichever car you fancy or If Mrs Grumpy could just walk around without shredded ankles.

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats
Brilliant on all accounts!🤣🙀😾

Feeling slightly nervous.

Planning to move but TC's paw is pinning me down by the trousers .

His previous position (before pinning me down)

brilliant, looks like the claws are just extended enough to grip!

Waiting nervously for an update from Grumpy. With any luck it won't be from A & E...

That second photo makes him look very lynx like!

He was close enough for an upsidedown cuddle there

Are you on glue?.

@Fluffycloudland77

Are you on glue?.

Silly me, what was I thinking. Grumpy needs to get someone else to do the upsidedowning so that he can take a photo or it didn't happen

3 for 2 on men's trousers in M&S now.

@Fluffycloudland77

Are you on glue?.

Ahem. This is a cat thread. The strongest thing we do is 'nip.

You’ve never owned a Bengal. My scars are physical 😹

TC is back on the yellow car. I think he's heard the suggestion of an upside down cuddle and is laughing at the thought.

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats
TC appears to be stuck between the bonnet and the windscreen And he's shouting for help! Want you please go try and tug him out?

Having looked again at the photo I agree, his flubber does seem to have flowed into the gap betwixt bonnet and screen.
He's no longer there so he must have extricated himself somehow.

Lovely!

It’s better than sitting on you.

How many legs have you got at the mo @Grumpyoldpersonwithcats

Flubber, FLUBBER, that's just fur.

Although it does look like he's missing a front leg!

It's just that he has a large primordial pouch!

Boycat (who according to the vet is in "perfect" condition) has a large pouch and when he lies half on his side it does tend to sort of flop out to the side. I think he does it on purpose though, so I stroke & gently knead it - the rumbles of appreciation when I do that shakes the entire sofa!