To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?

[AnneTwackie]

The sign glows in the dark. It is rather large and looks awful.

What are your plans for Christmas day re: the diorama. I note that he hasn't taken it down...

You do realise now you have to top this next year

I’m working on tonight’s plans as we speak! Prioritised above veg peeling, house cleaning, guest bed making and present wrapping.

It has to be good enough to make his eyes leak and his heart grow 2 sizes!

What about the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future?!

oh ghosts good one PP

breaking news parking grinch has sent us a CHRISTMAS CARD! This has never happened before! I am taking it as cast iron proof that Christmas magic is working!

@AnneTwackie this is genuinely warming my heart!

Perhaps he's hoping to suss out handwriting if you send him one back. Wonder if he's sent one to other neighbours?

It has made me worry how little husband notices though. Hasn’t recognised any of the toys and hasn’t realised i’m Sneaking around every night. Probably glad of the peace!

My guess is he's turning a blind eye in the interests of 'plausible deniability'.

The magic of Christmas, op!

Hurrah for your OP, can't wait for the next instalment

It has made me worry how little husband notices though. Hasn’t recognised any of the toys and hasn’t realised i’m Sneaking around every night

Careful AnneTwackie, he’ll start to suspect that you’re having an affair. 😱

Imagine his shock when he finds out you’ve been giving Santa a squeeze in a car and partying with him. His memories of childhood will be corrupted. Won’t anyone think of the poor husband?

You have to make time for the important things Kath

This is going to be used all over now OP. You are a star.

What about some caravans -gypsies have rocked up now it's going to be a travellers site - you'll have to inform the council iif you want ridbut it takes 14 days and council offices are closed...........

This is so funny

I hope the tiny parking village folk are planning a wild new year's eve party...

Parking myself here for the best thread ever!!

Was this you OP......
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-46670458

Oooh maybe parking grinch knows it's you and is playing a game and so sent you a card

Just catching up with this thread now - lovin it. Absolutely hilarious. Great work OP

Keep up the good work and happy Christmas

Merry Christmas OP How did last night's mission go?

Oh no! Has op been caught? Have the fun police taken her away?!

Happy Christmas, op 🎄

Happy Christmas Anne! 🎄🎅