Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

This really cheered me up during a long evening in A&E last night - really quite impressed with the level of shitness displayed here. What were HoF thinking?!

Ken looks sooooo cute....thanks for the pic Cheese.
Where did you say you live again and where do you keep your funnels ? Lol

I’m hoping you get a wonderful sadvent gift today....

Meow!

I have nominated this thread in site stuff for thread of the year. Shoe horned into two categories- feel good thread and CF ;HoF being the CF)

brilliant thread

love ken

i've sussed what all the glittery stuff is for and the stickers - obvious innit

its a xmas VAJAZZLE kit :)

enjoy op

^^Aha! That's what Johnny Depp is muttering about when he says "so vadge" in the advert. He has totally seen the contents of the HoF sadvent calendar.

all of these compliments are going straight to Ken's head. His newfound arrogance will make him perfect for PM!

Tracy you know I have no idea what make Ken is
He was left at our vets as a kitten because his previous slaves didn't want to pay for the treatment he'd received and refused to take on any further much needed care. He had a few issues including pneumonia and was very poorly. We just happened to be there with one of our brood at the right time and ended up paying his bills and taking him home.

Paperdoll glad the thread cheered you up and hope all is well. Who knew HOF's piece of shit AC would actually end up bringing us some festive joy in a completely unintentional way

Aridane Ken and I feel honoured thank you!

Vajazzle kit is an excellent idea!! I think I might box all of the goods and label it Vajazzle Kit then enjoy the MIL's face when she opens it up on Christmas Day Apart from the funnel, I'm keeping that.

Hoof of course! Now it all makes sense!

Day 17 brings us another lipstick. This one smells fruity and cheap. It's a reddish colour and has the texture of melted chocolate - quite sticky with some chunks here and there.

I don't dare put it on my lips so I've done a side by side swatch next to Day 7's shitty pink lipstick.

I have barely visited MN in the last few months. Thank you one and all for making this time so very worthwhile

both sticky and chunky lipstick - HF really know how to a spoil a woman (and cat with political aspirations)

The colour of the lipstick you got today doesn't look too bad but that's probably the only thing right with it!

Aw poor Ken being left at the vets like that. You've got a good heart & Ken's got a lovely mum/slave.
Is Ken the top dog in your furry family?

I’ve just read this whole thread, thanks for the laughs. What’s behind today’s door then?

Ken is most certainly top dog of the family. He dictates when the heating goes on and off by lying with his paws propped up against a radiator and crying (he's cold - turn it on) or dragging himself away from it and shouting until it's turned off (too hot).

I'm delighted to announce the return of shittery goodness behind door number 18.

It's GLITTER EYELINER!

It has a glue-like texture that would drive me bonkers if it went anywhere near the eye. The glitter particles are like grains of sand so they'd be irritating but I suppose once it's added to the poisonous mascara that leave you blind, it won't seem half as bad.

God I missed the glitter.

Well, HoF certainly are consistent in their shutters, we have to give them that.

Shittery, that is.

Not shutters as my phone seems to think.

Wow that's..............I'm lost for words.........

Yay more shittery! I was getting worried there would be no more

It looks like the glitter glue from pre school!

My eyes feel scratchy just thinking about it.

My eyes just closed themselves thinking about it.

Glitter glue masquerading as eyeliner. This is a classic HOF advent gift.
#Merryshitmas

HOF are trying to poison you with Shittery Cheese!!! WTF! All this shit despite you having a kind heart by rescuing your master Ken....it’s not fair!!!!

Where is Ken? I miss him...

Ken’s desire to take over the world brings to mind Salem Saberhagen...are you a witch cheese?

Well they obviously know about Ken and are trying to help you create cat eyes with the glittery glue on so people can see you at night. So ungrateful! ()

Having thought about it, you haven't got glitter eyeliner, it's actually glitter fur mascara...........for Ken's sparkly fur on New Years Eve. (He's looking forward to having a mice time )